Hey all! OP here. I just a wanted to clear a few things up. I know the wording may have been confusing and given you all the wrong image. When I said that she'd embarrass me by singing in public, I literally meant singing. To me. About me. In public. Loudly. Like not even a real song. But when I read over it when it got published, it sounded to me like people could interpret it like she would sing karaoke or something. Anyways it only lasted a minute or so so it wasn't that bad, but we did get some stares. And for those comments saying to live a little, I don't sing or dance in public as a personal rule because I'm not any good at either. Anyways thanks to the moderators for publishing this and I will see you guys around on this awesome website :)

LOL...sorry OP, but I always tell my kids that there are only a few perks to being a parent. Embarrassing them in public is just one of them. ;) Think of all the times you probably embarrassed her when you were little. She probably has a few FML moments of her own to tell.

Show your mother some respect, genius! People like you shouldn't be disrespecting people like that! And That's coming from a 15 year-old kid! I'm just kidding! Lol. I would do the same too!

and this goes to prove that you would not be very good in a hostage situation: kidnapper-you want me to kill you? you-do it I date you I bet you won't. …and if you are ever in a hostage situation this is how you will die

Worse answer. That'll actually make her wanna do it more if u didn't know

Sounds like you have an awesome mother.

"Can you sing with all the voices of the wiiiiiiiind! ..."

You had that one coming