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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 20:47 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, I learned that you can be so sleep deprived that you sleep through your alarm, a construction crew outside your house, and your bladder completely voiding itself. FML

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Today, while using the restroom at my favorite cafe, I fell asleep for 30 minutes. There is nothing more jarring than waking up to the banging of 7 angry, urine-filled patrons viciously breaking down the only barrier between between you and your shame. FML

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By Bianka05 - 19/07/2017 20:00

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By pisspantsjob - 31/07/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, at work, I fell asleep. This is how I discovered that when I'm sleeping, and am scared awake by my boss with an air horn, I yelp louder than a terrier and piss my pants. FML

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By PissyPuss - 10/12/2015 21:38 - United States

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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By brick - 14/05/2018 10:00 - United States - Geneva

Today, I went to sleep at 7am. I learned once that Indians used to drink tons of water before bed to force themselves awake so I did that in case my alarm (which I hooked up to my speakers) didn't work. The alarm worked, but the shock of the blasting sound made me pee my pants. FML

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By sleepytime - 05/10/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML

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By JustADream - 24/02/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML

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By watersport - 10/03/2010 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML

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MonsterCommenter 4

Saturday 15 September 2012 2:29

OP, the real question here is: How long did you go without sleep?

andiewithlove 21

Saturday 15 September 2012 4:39

It isn't really that hard to get, 46. If it was really that difficult for you then I think you made a typo in your username. **Blondegirl69

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Sandsh8rk 36

Saturday 15 September 2012 2:39

Congratulations OP, you now join the list of several other people here on FML who have managed to pee themselves while sleeping.

devydev92 5

Saturday 15 September 2012 2:40

When I was a kid I had a dream I peed and when I woke up it was real haha but no big deal nothing a wash of your sheets cant fix.

captainburke 5

Saturday 15 September 2012 2:41

Yeah that's always how it would happen for me when I was a kid ugh I hated that shit

Grimmerie 31

Saturday 15 September 2012 3:52

Unless it gets into your mattress. If it does, spreading baking soda over the damp spot can help, but the mattress will probably have to be flipped or even replaced depending how long the urine soaked in.