By Anonymous - 05/11/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that if you walk up to a hobo by your car pooping, they will chase you yelling, "Get out of my bathroom!" FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Uh..well.. um....wow... I'm at a loss... FYL Some hobos are so territorial about their bathrooms.

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perdix 29

Give the man a dollar to wipe with. And I mean a dollar bill. Giving him three quarters, four nickels and five pennies would be cruel.

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JessiGoose 0

HAHAHA! xD One time, my friends and I were passing a hobo by a grocery store and he walked up to my friend and me, and got in our face and said, "Where am I question mark?" We laughed so hard we almost peed ourselves.

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Rayn4u_fml 0

"You are probably a merciless bourgeois so YDI", not bourgeoisie. Bourgeoisie is a concept not a person. And also: "Vive LA revolution" Check google, wordreference or reverso before posting if you want to use foreign concepts :p

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Ligerie 0

Woah! I thought to myself, I like this perdix guy. Now it all makes sense!

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kyasinjr 0

i work in the DC farmers market i was sitting in my dads truck getting produce loaded when a female hobo took a dump right next to my tire! then she wiped herself and threw the paper in the car! FML

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bsias4ever 0

I would have punched him in the face..then spit on him...

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Dabamash 0

I would have thrown in a nutshot first, just to get the point across.

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nd131262 0

Today, I learned the hard way that people must sit around all day coming up with fake FML's just to post. This one is not even partially funny, and extremely fakeee.

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blastvortex 3

YDI for letting him chase you off. You should've chased him off. Step one, grow a spine. Step two, kick his ass the next time you catch him.

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sara_mc 0

This is just... eww... lol... Whether its true or not... it's funny... Throw the word hobo or midget in a sentence, and it's instantly hillarious. Well done :)

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