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By Anonymous - 05/11/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that if you walk up to a hobo by your car pooping, they will chase you yelling, "Get out of my bathroom!" FML

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By CreepedOut - 09/03/2010 06:31 - United States

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Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML

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Today, I heard what sounded like water against my window, and I couldn't believe it was raining in Southern California at this time of the year. I then turned to the window to see a hobo peeing on my window. FML

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By poop - 24/03/2016 18:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Thursday 5 November 2009 23:29

Uh..well.. um....wow... I'm at a loss... FYL Some hobos are so territorial about their bathrooms.

perdix 29

Friday 6 November 2009 0:06

Give the man a dollar to wipe with. And I mean a dollar bill. Giving him three quarters, four nickels and five pennies would be cruel.

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Avenging_Angel 0

Friday 6 November 2009 2:18

The way you worded this makes it sound like the car was the one taking a shit, not the hobo.

Joeboy777 0

Friday 6 November 2009 2:33

i saw this one in the madoration section. i didnt vot it

lil_cig 0

Friday 6 November 2009 4:14

#4: actually, it's hobo shit.

FarSide 22

Friday 6 November 2009 4:37

So, why would you walk up by your car, pooping? You couldn't wait until you got to a bathroom?

FarSide 22

Friday 6 November 2009 4:39

Kiddo, you ought to try and get out of NYC sometime. You have gotten too used to people pissing and ******** on your sidewalks.

Dubstep_fml 1

Friday 6 November 2009 5:08

perdix are you plexico?

jonny2x4 0

Friday 6 November 2009 5:22

Hobo sounds so old-timey. Why doesn't everyone just use the word "bum" instead.

jchansfan 0

Friday 6 November 2009 12:58

That'd make this FML confusing lmao "If you walk up to a bum pooping by your car, they will chase you yelling, "Get out of my bathroom!" FML" "Wait, who's Bum is pooping o_O'"

flower_power96 0

Friday 6 November 2009 5:22

this should be on mylifeisaverage.com not fmylife, thats 2 cool 2 f your life

bubbles94 0

Friday 6 November 2009 5:41

Not an FML, but holy shit that's funny! lmfao

clccvideo 0

Friday 6 November 2009 5:45

did he beat you up or something? why do you say the hard way? I would have gotten in whatever side he wasn't near and started up the car, slammed him in the ass with the door and taken off! ha ha :)

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