Miscellaneous: Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under...

By makeuuuuup - 21/02/2010 01:52 - Canada

Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 04:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 419

You deserved it 2 721

By SummerGirl0009 - 23/08/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML

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You deserved it 3 792

Red flag

By paddy - 14/07/2009 12:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML

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You deserved it 16 527

By Raaar - 26/08/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML

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You deserved it 17 678

By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 11:12 - Germany

Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML

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You deserved it 40 508

By Anonymous - 14/08/2010 16:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the foundation I've been using for the past month isn't normal foundation, its skin darkening foundation. I look like an oompa loompa from the neck up. It won't go away for another month. FML

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You deserved it 35 842

By Idiots - 05/09/2009 20:54 - Canada

Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML

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You deserved it 47 176

Happy Halloween?

By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 06:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I saw photos of my roommate a recent party. OK, I'll admit I'm a little dark-skinned, but was it really necessary for him to color his face in black marker so he could go as "me" for a Halloween party? FML

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You deserved it 217

By bargainshopper - 16/10/2012 11:28 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, while at a pool party, I found out the reason I got my new, white bikini at such a bargain price; it goes completely transparent when wet. I only realized this after everyone was staring at me and whistling. FML

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You deserved it 12 897

By Sally - 22/08/2011 00:17 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan. The lady asked what shade I wanted to be, and joking, I said the darkest. She took it seriously. Now no one can recognize me, and I have work tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 69 426

HakoneRider 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 9:11

OMG your life is over. How are you gonna explain to everyone that you wear makeup?

cooluc 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 10:52

make up glows in a black light. so does semen. there's the explanation

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OHGASM 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 10:18

You could have told them it was semben from last night's wild night!

cmom 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 10:20

I think maybe she meant her bra... (?) ... Some women (in certain parts of the world) call bra/underwear "foundation."

KingTaco 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 10:46

Ok. Now it adds up.

stillxsearching 3

Sunday 21 February 2010 16:38

no, if she meant bra she would have said bra. she said foundation, so she meant her foundation.

giselleluv 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 10:36

not so much an fml unless there were pics taken and they wind up on myspace/facebook

rebelwithout 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 10:50

I assumed when I read it that it made it looks like someone...released...all over her face. Since semen shows up on blacklight.

kelleyb323 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 11:06

I am so tired of the phrase "I learned the hard way that..." it's been in about 5 FMLs on the past week.

crazyeduardo16 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 12:04

haha #43

nelleyyy 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 12:14

What's with guys saying "ydi, for being so ugly you need make-up" do they not realise that nearly every single celebrity they may class as hot, enchanced their features by some form of make up? well so do most girls in the real world...