Work, Awkward and Cops: Today, I learned the venue owner and producer for the musical...

By are you kidding me - 22/07/2017 20:03

Today, I learned the venue owner and producer for the musical I'm in is under criminal investigation. What for? Three separate sexual assault incidents and putting cameras in our dressing rooms. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2020 20:00

Today, I was at work, working on a new play. In the final dress rehearsal, I heard some of the crew laughing so I looked down at the very revealing costume to see that my left testicle was hanging out. FML

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By youshitme - 25/11/2009 14:45 - Australia

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Glowworm56 26

Sunday 23 July 2017 2:25

Ah, Drama the musical!

Elizabeth Burley 22

Saturday 22 July 2017 20:54

Talk about a real creep! I hope a camera wasnt in any of the dressing rooms you were in! Eww. ?

Comments

Obelisketic 9

Saturday 22 July 2017 20:42

dang

Elizabeth Burley 22

Saturday 22 July 2017 20:54

Talk about a real creep! I hope a camera wasnt in any of the dressing rooms you were in! Eww. ?

ArbiterOfFML 24

Sunday 23 July 2017 19:58

Read what the FML said once more and the truth will be revealed.

softboi 9

Saturday 22 July 2017 21:22

Yeah I'm an actor too and unfortunately this type of stuff happens more often than you think

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 22 July 2017 21:25

Just consider it extra stage time/on-camera time.

Nats4444 11

Saturday 22 July 2017 21:47

Trump?

Etweens96 25

Sunday 23 July 2017 1:08

1. Look for cameras 2. If you used the dressing rooms at anytime, sue the jerk. 3. Punch him in the nads.

Etweens96 25

Sunday 23 July 2017 1:08

And 4. Quit the musical. It's not worth it anymore.

Glowworm56 26

Sunday 23 July 2017 2:25

Ah, Drama the musical!

weeman66 3

Monday 24 July 2017 3:00

tell em to give me the link

CantTouchThat 29

Monday 24 July 2017 16:11

Now the police will have to review all of the footage to make sure it's credible. Sorry OP.. You can only hope that the owner hasn't uploaded any of it..