By yggiz - 29/08/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML
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jrojas211 0

so did u reach for a bandaid or a pad?? :-p

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CheezeDetector 0

#32 have my babies you sexy ****** :)))

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Dragons_corner 6

take a couple deep breaths works more often then water and holding out breath. I tell my friends this and so far only 1 out 15 still had them but next time he got it it worked.

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CheezeDetector 0

Do you want me 2 record a video message ? What's their email addresses?? :D

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patfellover 0

lol at all the nerds hitting on that poor Jess girl.

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CheezeDetector 0

LOL @ your punk ass ... go suck a fat dick kid !!

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#50 There's seriously nothing wrong with being a nerd. I don't see why anyone uses it as an insult.

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Spastastic 6

We just have to keep sticking up for ourselves and our kind, nerds.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#137 So true. I think we should be superheroes that stick up for nerd-kind.

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PlutoSA 0

That we can. Our creed - "To correctly spell all that has been mis-spelt before. To positively re-enforce the image of the intelligent. To painstakingly highlight the idiocy of 'lol, omg, wtf, ydi' To boldly comprehend what no douche has comprehended before."

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Spastastic 6

We should form a superhero group, along the lines of The Justice League or The Avengers... brainstorm for names?

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patfellover 0

lol. take your sexual frustration away from innocent people on the net. your gay pick up lines make me cringe and almost asure everyone on the planet your a virgin.

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CheezeDetector 0

Take your daddys dick out your mouth and figure out how to fix your pimple problem first **** ... ******* believe this punk ??? Next time try harder dip shit ... Bet you were jerkin off to my gay pickup lines sucker ... And go ask your momma about the virgin comment !! I think shell beg to differ !!

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SirJamie77 7

I don't know what started this, but both of you just shut the **** up.

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FFML_314 11

Between the 2 of you, there is a collective IQ of 75. SMH. I'm very disappointed.

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CheezeDetector 0

And yours is less than your shoe says asshole ...

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FFML_314 11

I'm trying to decipher what you just said, but unfortunately I don't speak moron. Could you translate please?

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CheezeDetector 0

And yours is less than your shoe size asshole ...

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CheezeDetector 0

Apparently you're fluent in Retard, DICK

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skullbashd 3

*gasp* virgins on the Internet I thought they had all already bought prostitutes

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bfflrhea 0

number 13 is a fucken retard!! downstairs is ur dick!

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ryki_bloom 0

Well, no duh. but I'm guessing 13 KNEW that, but he/she was trying to make a joke, as stated a post or two below that comment.

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omgtacos 0

54 is a fucken retard! For OP downstairs is her vag because she is a female!!!

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sammehsaurus 0

58 You're hott too. lol

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xxjoseph1543xx 0

are you a lesbian cestplat? you look like one

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rob780202 0

58 and and 1 are both hot :)

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