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By Matt - 29/08/2010 04:53 - Canada

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Today, I took my date out for dinner to a seafood restaurant and she ordered expensive prawns. Later, when we had sex, she started to complain about her stomach hurting and then had diarrhea for hours. Great job prawns. FML
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mitchn60 6

I took my date to a seafood restaurant once, also, but there was a fight. Yeah, some fish got battered.

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Coccinelle_fml 15

Did she go to the bathroom before having diarrhea or were you guys still in bed when that happened?

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iron_chefITALY 0

you can never go wrong with italian food bro.

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rustic 0

must love Italian food<3 but sucks for you OP and for your date :/ she must feel embaresd and bad :/ not fun getting diarrhea

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rustic 0

OP is the person who posted the fml.

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mintcar 9

6, it means "original poster. " Seriously, OP **** blocked by the prawns.

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linx468 8

OP means orgasmic penis

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WolfsGuns 0

I declare number 21 oficially epic :]

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Bees_fml 0

What are "job prawns"? Commas are your friends.

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blankaex 0

Haha, this reminds me of a chess game I played with my friend a while ago. I killed one of his pawns and he exclaims "Ah!!! You ate my prawn!" *Wipes tear from eye with forefinger and a smile* Gotta love the good ol' days. On a side note, why did you mention the prawns were expensive, OP? Trying to show off how much money you have, hmm?

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blankaex 0

And #21, I think you held the camera wrong when you took the picture.

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Raywynnn 0

some sexpensive prawns they were, huh

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missmurderx 8

op: optimus prime. HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO ESLABLISH THIS?

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babyale760 0

dirty sanchez anyone???? :) yuck digusting. lol

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EastonxStealth 0

well were you planning on taking her out to a nice seafood dinner and never calling her again?

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mitchn60 6

I took my date to a seafood restaurant once, also, but there was a fight. Yeah, some fish got battered.

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EricErection69 0

7 I wish my hair stayed blue it went to Green both timesD:

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ironwords 8

more like COD block (like the fish.... well you try making a better pun)

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DaniPandi 22

I read that as "Call of Duty block" &gt;.

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FFML_314 11

At least you got to have sex.

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Coccinelle_fml 15

Did she go to the bathroom before having diarrhea or were you guys still in bed when that happened?

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molil_4810 0

she got it all ova you while you were in side of her:p

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gumzy 6

omg how about if ur dick went up her ass after she went to the bathroom and u take ur dick out only to see pooh on it! ewww lool tht wud smell nd be slimy ! maybe even sexy for u haha! ;)

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rustic 0

and if he wasn't wearing any protection he might even get his dick infected. then it would be an FHL for him.

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slimshadyy_fml 0

aw shit man that wld be nasty!! XD

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ActionManly 11

I guess your penis just had to go shrimp for the night...

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