Health: Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like.... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/05/2011 05:12

Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2018 22:00

Today I had a narrow escape with a nailgun that nailed my workboot to the floor but luckily missed my foot. After I calmed down and changed boots I returned to the nailgun, started working again and barely 30 seconds later I managed to nail my thumb to a piece of wood. Man, I'm bad at my job. FML

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Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML

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By Moon_Glade - 03/06/2017 16:00

Today, at work, I have discovered the wonderful feeling of having a paper cut, with metal, under your nail, on all your nails. FML

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ryrywakaka 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 11:49

now you can hang a picture on your leg

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 10 May 2011 11:49

That's impressive. Where did your nail gun learn to shoot?

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sadiiztic 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 4:46

you shouldve looked into the barrel and maybe if you saw the nail in there you wouldn't have decide to shoot your leg with it.

bzett 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 4:53

Did it feel good? =P

THEgirlNEXTdoor0_fml 8

Wednesday 11 May 2011 5:13

so how did it feel like ?

sabiancymbol 1

Wednesday 11 May 2011 6:23

nailed it

ilikeemsmall 4

Wednesday 11 May 2011 7:08

Nothing like do it yourself acupuncture!

csmouton 3

Wednesday 11 May 2011 16:38

wow. you might be a redneck

Kingkiwi 5

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:48

nice

skydawg5 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 6:02

best ever!

maverick21703 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 18:36

You gotta watch out for those nail guns. You mess with them, they will come shoot you in the leg, sometimes they just use baseball bats though. At least they only sent one, in a crowd, they start flaunting how tough they are and things go from bad to ugly fast. I have a friend on the LAPD nail gun unit, he tells me some gruesome stories.

niklaus1 5

Saturday 14 May 2011 6:35

feels good dont it?

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