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By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 10:52 - United States

Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML

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By Notre_Dame_714 - 08/04/2015 21:17 - United States

Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2011 05:12

Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML

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Thanks Susan

By ZombieGirl0417 - 30/09/2015 21:13 - United States - Jupiter

Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML

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By sore - 21/10/2009 08:27 - Australia

Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML

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Ballin'

By oww - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML

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By Drizztreri - 05/03/2014 00:09 - United States - Imperial

Today, my mother asked me why her new airsoft gun wasn't working. I explained to her that it doesn't actually shoot air, it requires pellets too. She looked at me like I was too stupid to be her son. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

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By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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Falling down

By Ouch - 26/06/2021 11:01 - Serbia

Today, I learned how it feels like when you fall off a second floor balcony with mom's flower pot, landing on your back. My mom got pissed because of her beloved flowers, and gave me a lecture while I rolled on the ground in pain. FML

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Mommy's favorite flower

By Ouch - 10/10/2019 02:00 - Serbia

Today, I learned how it feels when you fall off a second floor balcony with mom's flower pot then landing on your back. My mom got pissed because of her beloved flowers, and gave me a lecture while I rolled on the ground in pain. FML

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wh0teva 6

Thursday 1 September 2011 16:19

Oh Mom, do you not want grandkids?

unfortunate_13 5

Thursday 1 September 2011 16:10

can you say that again? i didn't hear you

Comments

qtipthemighty 0

Friday 2 September 2011 2:56

Been there before haha and it does suck! Fyl Op

tc34 1

Friday 2 September 2011 4:13

Ouch

lokrar789 7

Friday 2 September 2011 4:14

DUDE NO EFFIN WAY!!! I DID THAT TO MYSELF AND I WUZ ONTHE GROUND IN PAIN FOR TWO MIN AND THEN WALKED THE PAIN OFF.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 2 September 2011 7:08

OH NO ******* WAY, LIKE OMG.

lokrar789 7

Saturday 3 September 2011 5:46

Y u gotta break balls like that and mock me?

lilly37a 1

Friday 2 September 2011 4:33

say good bye to kids(:

Lily_lops95 0

Friday 2 September 2011 4:48

HAHA!

damnthosemonkeys 0

Friday 2 September 2011 4:57

Bahahahahahahshaha

mattdm91 0

Friday 2 September 2011 5:13

At least it wasn't a real gun! But you must've been naked cause airsoft pellets don't hurt unless they hit skin. Man the **** up.

gaga_fierce 0

Friday 2 September 2011 5:37

Your mom sounds awesome.

zdale24 0

Friday 2 September 2011 5:49

airsoft guns don't hurt u pussy

schomes 0

Friday 2 September 2011 6:20

I'm sure it would hurt more if u actually had any balls op

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