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By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 10:52 - United States

Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML

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Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML

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By Drizztreri - 05/03/2014 00:09 - United States - Imperial

Today, my mother asked me why her new airsoft gun wasn't working. I explained to her that it doesn't actually shoot air, it requires pellets too. She looked at me like I was too stupid to be her son. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

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By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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By Ouch - 26/06/2021 11:01 - Serbia

Today, I learned how it feels like when you fall off a second floor balcony with mom's flower pot, landing on your back. My mom got pissed because of her beloved flowers, and gave me a lecture while I rolled on the ground in pain. FML

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By Ouch - 10/10/2019 02:00 - Serbia

Today, I learned how it feels when you fall off a second floor balcony with mom's flower pot then landing on your back. My mom got pissed because of her beloved flowers, and gave me a lecture while I rolled on the ground in pain. FML

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wh0teva 6

Thursday 1 September 2011 16:19

Oh Mom, do you not want grandkids?

unfortunate_13 5

Thursday 1 September 2011 16:10

can you say that again? i didn't hear you

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xXT9Xx 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 18:16

Now you only have one ball

FarSide 22

Thursday 1 September 2011 19:48

They call him.... "Won Hung Lo".

Enigmax2514 7

Friday 2 September 2011 10:27

Oh it's you Herr hitler

sciencekidster1 8

Thursday 1 September 2011 18:20

My mom plays paintball. They should get together sometime.

badandevil 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 18:25

Hmmm what did you do to get hit in the testicals?

hyden121 2

Thursday 1 September 2011 18:35

That only leads to more questions....

Daralea 21

Thursday 1 September 2011 18:36

Does she not want grandchildren?

whcwtexan 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 18:41

FTW!

joelvincent23 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 18:47

A Lacrosse ball hurts worse. Oh wait you got mom burned I'm wrong!

Zomg_Okay 26

Thursday 1 September 2011 18:50

Was it a cheap springer or a proper airsoft gun? If it was the cheap springer, man up. If it was a proper airsoft gun though, you are a rather unfortunate person. :P

marcus1415 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 18:55

on da bright side you have more than 2 balls

fledrocknrolla 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 19:27

Well she took care of your grandchildren problem

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