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By ItHurtsLIkeHell - 01/03/2010 09:13 - Malaysia

Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML

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By Roselyn Cazares - 23/07/2017 19:55

Today, I was petting my female hamster when I felt a big mass under her. I immediately thought it was a tumor so I poked it to see if it hurt her. It didn't. Turns out my female hamster is actually a male, and he has really big balls. I touched my hamster's balls. FML

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By whymommywhy - 21/04/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML

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By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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By roze198765 - 04/08/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

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By EpicFail - 04/02/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

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Poor little guy

By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 14:01

Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

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By deadhamster - 03/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 06:10 - United States

Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML

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By HttpsHaileyy - 15/06/2015 20:02 - United States

Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML

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Monday 1 March 2010 16:05

But I don't have testicles.

cabbitt 0

Monday 1 March 2010 16:07

I hope you learned to look where you sit.

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squirrelbait 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:21

"learnt"

saywhaaat_01 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:34

why - and how - the hell did you sit on a hamster?! YDI for not looking before you sit..

saywhaaat_01 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:38

like I've sat in many weird/gross things before ( that I'd rather not mention ) ... but I've never experienced sitting on a hamster. w o w .

californiway 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:51

ugggh. that hurts

dwills15 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 1:58

Yeah they can definitely bite through pants. Sharp teeth. My guinea bit my finger and i started bleeding....... ALOT

srwalker155210 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:10

I haven't laughed this hard at something from this ap in a long time!

GearsFan56 1

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:11

why did you sit on the hampster naked and let it bite your nuts?

siennnaaa 7

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:17

wtf?! why were you trying to kill it.? YDI, asshole

robbyinyoface 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:17

I'm not surprised this happened to someone that uses the word "learnt".

Turbolag25 7

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:23

What did you say you were gonna name your kids again?

dwayland 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:25

his testees must hurt but try sitting on your balls and hearing them pop

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