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By lectro - 24/11/2008 06:08 - France

Today, I learnt that the girl with whom I've being going out for 6 months has been sleeping with every guy around except one. Guess who? FML

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By the other man - 28/08/2013 03:11 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML

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By The L word - 30/01/2009 15:28 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2020 02:01

Today, the girl I’ve been crushing over for so long told me that I’m a great guy and a catch, but then went on to tell me all about the other guy she’s been sleeping with. FML.

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2021 03:31 - India - Delhi

Today, the guy I have been going out with for six months cheated on me with the only girl I hate the most in the world. That girl ruined my previous relationship too. FML

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You deserved it 114

By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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You deserved it 1 012

By Anon - 13/12/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML

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By ohmylordy - 29/10/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, while talking with my girlfriend about dating, I learned that she has had more girlfriends than I have. FML

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You deserved it 6 664

By crushed - 30/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML

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You deserved it 7 122

will90 5

Thursday 2 April 2009 2:59

are you sure she knew she was your girlfriend?

th1rt3en95 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 15:04

YOUR BROTHER??

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superbones 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 6:10

dude, she was great! she did anything I told her too. What was her name again?...ah who cares.

ladiesman219 4

Wednesday 23 March 2011 5:06

me? nah jk sux for u tho

mikegg 0

Friday 20 May 2011 6:17

who?

ILuvvHay22 0

Monday 6 June 2011 5:58

"Learnt". isn't a word.

Deitz123 2

Sunday 26 June 2011 19:38

Ur mom

lnknprk_2011 0

Monday 1 August 2011 5:30

What? She's just being freindly... Jks

KingZaneXII 6

Thursday 11 August 2011 4:27

Friend zone is a bitch, ain't it?

sinead_1 3

Friday 2 September 2011 4:38

@ #55 Learnt is a word. You're probably just American, it's spelt differently there.

KingZaneXII 6

Friday 2 September 2011 4:51

That I am!

Impulseforyou 6

Saturday 1 October 2011 19:31

I know a girl just like this, your hopefully "ex" girlfriend pulled a Marybeth.

Xotik174 6

Monday 10 October 2011 19:13

time to drop her ass, i would.

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Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML

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Today, I realised that unless I masturbate about an hour before sex, sex lasts less than 20 seconds, but even after masturbating I’m still lucky to last a single minute. I don’t know how to stop disappointing her, and she’s my first serious girlfriend. I’m pathetic. FML

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Today, I got dragged to a wedding where I knew no-one. It went on for hours, I got so hungry. We get to the meal, my wife had forgotten to order a vegetarian meal for me. I couldn't eat the main meal, due to allergies and no alternative. I then spent two more hours just waiting to go home. FML

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Today, in the middle of an argument with my wife, our autistic son started calling out tennis scores, which turned out to be his way of keeping score of who was winning the argument. Apparently, by the end, it was 40-love approaching server's deuce point, which I think means I lost the argument badly. FML

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Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML

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Today, my hate for my mother-in-law now outweighs my love for my husband. FML

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Today, I was hard at work cleaning up from a party I had while my parents were out for the night. Not a bottle of beer or a red cup was left for them to find. However, my parents did find two of my friends in their bedroom, still passed out and naked from beer and sex last night. FML

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Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML

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