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By teacher - 25/01/2013 05:25 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I led a class of grade-two pupils on an excursion to the zoo. When we went to see the lions I was put in a position where I had to explain to seven and eight year olds why one lion was "bouncing" on top of the other one. FML
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kevsandy303 12

You shouldn't be lion to them! It's the Circle of Life! Hakunna Matata!

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supportcommand 17

Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit 4th grade, they got the discovery channel, don't they?

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kevsandy303 12

All the idiots who plan on saying "duh there in 2nd grade!" It's an eminem reference so calm down. I got you, bro!

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SerpentBoy 8

You and me baby we ain't nothin but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel...

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SerpentBoy 8

I figured The Bloodhound gang would be acceptable also...

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supportcommand 17

Yes, comment #9 also thought The Bloodhound Gang was acceptable.

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DocBastard 38

"You see kids, when a boy lion loves a girl lion very much...or when he just wants to have sex with a girl lion, but only because he wants to procreate, that is to say have baby lions, because you see humans are the only animals to have sex for fun..." Yeah, I don't see that conversation going well.

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Enslaved 36

Dolphins do too. (: And swimming with the dolphins may throw in a bigger experience than expected.

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SunTzu2 9

Yep, is something like 15-20 swimmers a year get raped by dolphins...

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inarsla 8

... and dolphins... and bonobos.... and any species that has been seen to have homosexuality (most species)...

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Albarufus 13

"And this is how Zarabi and Mufasa made Simba, kids!"

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klutz44 28

Thumbs up for knowing Simba's mom's name.

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RageWolf16 31

I can name every freaking lion in all three movies, plus three generations back, two generations down, and lions that weren't included in any of the movies. It's become a bit of a problem.

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Enslaved 36

You're lucky the monkeys weren't masturbating. They're known to do that!

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Myo_fml 20

Happened whenever I went to the zoo... Was quite the awkward experience.

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TheNewGuy03 28

Those things are ALWAYS beating their dicks. I once had the, um, pleasure of having virtually an *entire zoo* playing with themselves or getting it on. Lemurs, monkeys, you name it. It was weird to say the least.

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perdix 29

It's no use lion, just tell them matter-of-factly that they are "mating."

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BellaFurfaro 12

"When a mummy and daddy love each other very much.."

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loserman67 35

Kid: "Teacher, why is the one lion on top of the other?" OP: "Oh, well, you see, the lion on top hurt his paw and the other lion is helping him get around." Kid: "Figures, try and help a friend and you end up getting ******."

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perdix 29

It's going to be hard to explain the conundrum of why the big cats are doin' it doggie-style.

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doodlecloud 26

My gut reaction is just tell them the truth. It's just a fact of life to them, no different to the sky being blue or babies growing into adults. It only becomes a squeamish subject to us and mysterious and fun one to them because we project our adult views onto them. That said, you don't have much choice as a teacher what with school policies and complaining parents so yeah, fyl. :(

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Headcrab 29

so? I only hope you were honest in your explanation and didn't bullshit about playing or something.

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