By teacher - 25/01/2013 05:25 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I led a class of grade-two pupils on an excursion to the zoo. When we went to see the lions I was put in a position where I had to explain to seven and eight year olds why one lion was "bouncing" on top of the other one. FML
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kevsandy303 12

You shouldn't be lion to them! It's the Circle of Life! Hakunna Matata!

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Bluejaywilde 10

Just use the old "They're playing" excuse and move to the next exhibit.

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perfectflower 12

What happens at the zoo stays at the zoo

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diagnosed 15

it's a natural fact of life set everything must procreate however. at least you didn't have to sit there and watch a baboon wacky off. and then reach down and write his fingers through his stuff and then eat it

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ideasrule 13

Tell them the truth, OP. The supposition that knowledge of reproduction would scar children for life is nothing but religious propaganda, designed to make people consider their bodies shameful rather than part of their identity.

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Bearsmomma 30

OP can't just tell the truth. That a parent's job and many would likely freak out if they found out OP had told it in a way they disapproved of/before the parents feel their child is ready/ just told the kids at all. Very touchy, I agree, when you are put in that situation with someone else's child. Sorry OP; FYL

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madisonrose626 5

"They're playing with each other." Done. You should be prepared to explain something like that.

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zfchatroulette 24

Hahaha, you weren't the only one that got put in a position. Giggity.

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simoncat 11

Leapfrog with an unwilling participant.

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katnisse12 6

The deleted scene between Simba and Nala in The Lion King.

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