By Coeurdencre - 06/06/2016 03:33

Today, my best friend, who reckons I'm doing a terrible job at finding a boyfriend, has started giving out my number to all the men she thinks "look trustworthy" in the subway. FML
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allykaymorris 24

My number was once written in a bathroom stall at a rest stop by a friend... I pity you. I know your pain.

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ZombieSlaya115 17

At least they're kind of watching out for you OP.

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DoomedGemini 37

Kinda opposite of watching out for her.. Giving her number to men she doesn't know at all seems kinda bad at making sure she's ok/safe

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annoyedperson 25

Does she find the guys in tux or the homeless men

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Lalala579121 27

Yeah anybody who eats at Subway can't be trusted. Just look at Jared.

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deathshead 19

Okay... if you didn't get it to begin with I don't think you have the capacity to figure it out even with all the down votes... #5 was making a pun about the restaurant, but OP's friend was giving her number out at a genuine subway... like the kind you use to move around a city...

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NotchaHue 8

That sucks OP, best of luck

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Tripartita 44

For those of you playing FML bingo at home, you can mark "That sucks, OP." We're still waiting for: "I hope you mean EX friend." "You should sue." "That's a shitty situation." "You need to talk to him/her."

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cootiequeen4444 11

what if OP'S name is Sue? And she really should... something. Does that count or would that be cheating?

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everythingelena 28

Time to get a new number possibly if unknown numbers start hitting you up. You might wanna have a convo with your friend and let them know that you want to meet a guy on your own terms Good Luck OP

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allykaymorris 24

My number was once written in a bathroom stall at a rest stop by a friend... I pity you. I know your pain.

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JMichael 25

Doesn't seem like a goos friend if they'd lut you through that..then again I bet my roommate would do something like to me.

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allykaymorris 24

Sometimes friends do stupid... But you gotta love them anyways (:

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JMichael 25

Nah I just spend weeks plotting my revenge.

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deathshead 19

weeks? slacker, a good revenge plot takes years of planning and decades of execution leaving them completely distraught, distroyed in body, mind, and soul with nothing left.

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whatoftoday 6

Wait... is your number 867-5309? I've got your number.

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SubparAtBest 23

I once spent the entire day posting a friends skype info on **** sites... I know it's evil but it's goddamm hilarious when they get all those messages.

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species4872 19

Let him find you.

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tygerarmy 35

Tell your friend to immediately stop, or you'll start giving out her number/posting it on Craigslist. Also make any Social media or profiles with your number private for the near future, if you don't keep them that way normally.

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