By springbreak09 - 01/04/2009 06:03 - Mexico

Today, I left for vacation in Mexico. Upon landing, I received a text message from the guy I've been seeing. It read, "Sorry, I'm not boyfriend material. Have a good trip." I paid 75 cents to get dumped, internationally. FML
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lillyass 0

Thats great. He gave you a free pass to do who ever you want. Would have sucked if he told you when you got back.

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dol567 0

Yeah, not that's funny... and I think he meant not boyfriend material as he didn't want to be tied down.

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theoldGP 0

#5 is great. hahahaha but dude you're a dumbass. like legit. when is 75 cents a lot of money? please, bitch.

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Mooshki 0

I'd say you got off cheap - guy is a douche.

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G_Bug 0

My family are moving away from mexico because of all the kidnappings. Plz plz plz dont go outside the tourist area.

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DeeJayD 0

YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAKUP!

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randomcomment321 0

lol, hey, its april fools, maybe hes joking =P

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wyltk55 2

Hey at least there's plenty of guys in Mexico to get your mind off him!

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lolajelly 0

At least you didn't wipe your ass with it.

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barryman 0

43 - best reply ever. i literally spit coke all over my monitor and now i have to buy a new one. fml

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fmlyels 0

Ouch , well at least you don't have to put up with the jerk anymore . Shitty way to get dumped .

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