Well, he atleasts knows how to pee :D

That's what my dog does! She's an 8 month puppy and we take her out every hour, but in the morning, for some reason she poops outside then comes back in and poops again. The trainer thinks she's not digesting her food. Sux either way.

#3=epic fail. bright-side he knows how to pee outside now work on the pooping part.

Lay off the drugs, number three. Also.. DO NOT shove his face in it!! The dog won't understand that you don't want him to poo inside, he'll think you don't want him to poo in front of you. If you shove his face in it, what will likely happen is that he won't go while you take him for a walk, but will wait until you get home and go somewhere hidden, like your closet or under the table.

You scared the poo out of your puppy with your relentless praise. I hope you learn your lesson.

hahaha aw he's trying! it's hard to potty train pups, just keep at it :)

That's one of the joys of owning a young puppy. He'll probably do it a few more time before he learns not to use house as a potty. It took a month for my puppy to figure it out.

i think you scared her so she thought she was supposed to shit in your house

I think #3 meant to reply to this FML: http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/1588252 He's still an idiot though.

Eh, this happens to everyone who gets a new puppy. I spent an entire lunch break trying to get mine to go potty outside and when I finally gave up and let her back in, she ran and pooped on the carpet. #9, your friend deserved it, there's plenty of time to get out of the way before a puppy poops on you.. lol