#3: huh? And this isn't really a FML-puppies do this all the time-ur not the only 1.

You shoudl've sprayed it with cold water , dogs HATE cold water . That's what I did to my pitbull after every time it bit me. Yes I would spray it with really cold water ,till it learned not to ******* bite anyone (:

Having the sliding door open may have confused him. If he usually walks to the door and scratches it to show he has to go to the bathroom, he certaintly may have thought that when he walked back inside that he was still outside. But be thankful that he peed outside instead of on the carpet. It would have stained.

Ahahaha. But how is this an FML? Hrm... yeah i agree with pretty much everyone. #3 = EPIC FAILL.

Just so you know, dogs rarely differentiate between indoors and out in a case such as this if the door is left open..

we're getting a dog soon and we live in an apartment hopefully it doesnt crap inside and fall off the balcony

That's unfortunate, but he doesn't know any better. My dog pees on the garage floor on the way to the backyard. Oh well.

stupidity.

this fml sucks.

LMAO at #12. I think #3 is for this FML a little ways down: Today, I heard the lawnmower running. I quickly jumped out of bed to walk my dog and see the cute lawn guy. I flirted for ten minutes and he was smiling the whole time. Back inside I saw I had UNDER 21 written backwards three places on my face from the stamp on my hand from the bar last night. FML