By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
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JinxosGirl87 0

Tell him it's right next to the toilet, where he will be taking said piss.

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fluffy_nuggets 0

At least he didn't say, "Hey I gotta take a shit, where's the shower."

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bamagrl410 31

He "slept over your house"? How does one go about doing this? I must try it. Don't mind me, just trolling.

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Jason199615 0

down the hall to the left.

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suavesuave 2

tell him not to pee in the bed! I have a feeling he would

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nitinsharma 4

Learn to take a joke, he was probably kidding.

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Justin23L 2

Or maybe since a shower and a toilet would be in the same room, only asking for one would be fine...

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lexiepullen 7

It's still rude to throw your shit down and say "I gotta take a piss" before saying hello especially if it is the first time he's slept over. My boyfriend an I have been together two years and he while he jokes around he would never behave that way.

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cheeseboy77 0

tell him your shower is not available at the moment and he should leave his message in the toilet near it.

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FYLDeep 25

Last guy I remember having such an uncanny interest in the shower worked for Penn State.

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Coacy 6

I've heard too many Penn state jokes...

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FYLDeep 25

Why, are they hitting a little to close to home with you?

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lionheart822 13

Too* haha just had to do it to a frequent commenter, forgive me. =)

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Justin23L 2

I hope these jokes never get old. Just like Sandusky wishes those children won't.

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