By thedancingtit - 07/06/2016 05:11 - United States - Eagle River

Today, I let my brother babysit my 6-year-old daughter. She learned 2 new words from him. One of them was "Hail" and the other one was "Satan". FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 063
You deserved it 2 345

Same thing different taste

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All you have to do is replace "Satan" with "Hydra" and Boom! A new Captain America is born

Aww she makes such a cute little demon. Keep an eye out for goat heads and pentagrams.

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Maybe it's not hail but hell and you're brother felt that he had the responsibility as an uncle to tell her about hell and Satan so now show her about heaven and God :)

I was so hoping that word was going to be Sithis... XD...that's hilarious though

Fortunately he didn't teach your child the words "smoke" and "meth" before hand.

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saint_007 3

At least the second word wasn't Hitler

da_epic_failman 7

Get her to a church, and make her pray a rosary. Also, your brother should never be near her again.