Transportation: Today, I let my brother borrow my car, as he had a job interview....

By jeremiah - 06/11/2011 08:21 - Australia

Today, I let my brother borrow my car, as he had a job interview. I told him the tank was nearly empty and gave him $20 to put some petrol in it. Ten minutes later, he calls me, saying the car won't start. He filled it up with diesel. It's a petrol car. FML

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By Shooting myself - 10/02/2014 18:57 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, trying to do something nice for my brother, I filled up his truck's gas tank. I didn't realize until too late that it's a diesel. FML

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By Boltz719 - 23/08/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was at my grandfather's house and my car was low on gas. He said I could put some of his gas in my car. He accidentally gave me the wrong tank to pump it out of, and I put fuel in my car that he uses for his small plane. It never ran better until the engine exploded. FML

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By me - 10/11/2012 19:49 - United States - Bend

Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2015 15:45 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was out with my youngest cousin and we had to stop for gas. Since he just got his license, I asked if he wanted to pump the gas while I went into the station to get snacks and pay. He pumped my car full of diesel. FML

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By driver - 25/11/2009 22:24 - New Zealand

Today, I went to start my truck that I had parked in my driveway after a long haul. The fuel gauge indicated I had a full tank. I didn't fill up. My neighbours' son decided to fill the tank with water with a hose,150 litres worth on top of diesel. His dad's response? "Kids eh, what ya gonna do?" FML

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By yessssir - 09/03/2010 02:24 - United States

Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2015 12:42 - United States - Huntingtown

Today, my neighbor's son siphoned the fuel out of my lawn mower and put it in his car. What he didn't realize is that the fuel mixture I use in my lawn mower would ruin his car engine. His dad says it's my fault and actually insists I should pay his pissant son's repair bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2016 23:05 - Netherlands

Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML

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By thesmartone - 21/06/2012 03:44 - United States

Today, I let my imbecile of a brother borrow my car. The keys to his car are now jammed into the ignition of mine. FML

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Sunday 6 November 2011 16:21

I don think hes getting the job...

yankfan89 27

Sunday 6 November 2011 16:25

No tell the garage the truth and make the brother pay for it

Comments

rob1976 0

Monday 7 November 2011 6:58

Not possible. Diesel gas handles don't fit in non-diesel filler tubes

TheGreenArrow 3

Monday 7 November 2011 7:05

Did you tell him that before hand?

purdles31 0

Monday 7 November 2011 8:19

Oh god. How do you live with him?

Vkins 9

Monday 7 November 2011 10:23

Your brother should have his license revoked.

awksome 0

Monday 7 November 2011 12:15

that sucks.. your brother payed for fixing it? and why do some people assume its impossible? here (holland) the diesel en other petrols have same hoses.. only different colour, smell, name, and price... pretty hard to miss :) good luck cleaning your engine though..

DopeyDora 7

Monday 7 November 2011 14:49

You lie. In Australia the diesel pump won't fit in the petrol tank of a petrol/unleaded car so he did not fill your stupid car up with diesel.

ua5122 1

Monday 7 November 2011 15:22

lol call it a ******* normal car not a petrol car.

charmanderCHAR 5

Monday 7 November 2011 20:22

Because you are an idiot and most likely have to have everything spelt out for you, the OP is from AUSTRALIA, where their words are different from any other place in the world. Like the loo = bathroom, mates = acquaintances, etc. Thus, leading her to use 'petrol car' instead of 'car'.

Scands_59 14

Tuesday 8 November 2011 14:27

"Where their words are different from any other place in the world", you must also be an idiot because where I am from, which is NOT Australia, the "loo" is also the bathroom and "mates" are also your acquaintances. Get your facts straight.