Transportation: Today, I let my brother borrow my car, as he had a job interview....

By jeremiah - 06/11/2011 08:21 - Australia

Today, I let my brother borrow my car, as he had a job interview. I told him the tank was nearly empty and gave him $20 to put some petrol in it. Ten minutes later, he calls me, saying the car won't start. He filled it up with diesel. It's a petrol car. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2020 05:01

Today, as usual, I work nights and sleep during the day. I found out that my brother uses my car and never puts gas in it when he called me for the first time to actually ask me if he could borrow my car, and also to lend him $20 to put gas in it. FML

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By Shooting myself - 10/02/2014 18:57 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, trying to do something nice for my brother, I filled up his truck's gas tank. I didn't realize until too late that it's a diesel. FML

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By Boltz719 - 23/08/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was at my grandfather's house and my car was low on gas. He said I could put some of his gas in my car. He accidentally gave me the wrong tank to pump it out of, and I put fuel in my car that he uses for his small plane. It never ran better until the engine exploded. FML

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By me - 10/11/2012 19:49 - United States - Bend

Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2015 15:45 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was out with my youngest cousin and we had to stop for gas. Since he just got his license, I asked if he wanted to pump the gas while I went into the station to get snacks and pay. He pumped my car full of diesel. FML

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By driver - 25/11/2009 22:24 - New Zealand

Today, I went to start my truck that I had parked in my driveway after a long haul. The fuel gauge indicated I had a full tank. I didn't fill up. My neighbours' son decided to fill the tank with water with a hose,150 litres worth on top of diesel. His dad's response? "Kids eh, what ya gonna do?" FML

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By yessssir - 09/03/2010 02:24 - United States

Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2015 12:42 - United States - Huntingtown

Today, my neighbor's son siphoned the fuel out of my lawn mower and put it in his car. What he didn't realize is that the fuel mixture I use in my lawn mower would ruin his car engine. His dad says it's my fault and actually insists I should pay his pissant son's repair bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2016 23:05 - Netherlands

Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML

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By thesmartone - 21/06/2012 03:44 - United States

Today, I let my imbecile of a brother borrow my car. The keys to his car are now jammed into the ignition of mine. FML

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EmAnRap 2

Sunday 6 November 2011 16:21

I don think hes getting the job...

yankfan89 27

Sunday 6 November 2011 16:25

No tell the garage the truth and make the brother pay for it

Comments

Swanky_Panky 2

Sunday 6 November 2011 19:57

How?!? Diesel fuel has a different spout. It won't even fit in a car that takes regular fuel!!!!!!

SlaveToRetail 10

Sunday 6 November 2011 20:04

#97, Uhm, it says #64 lives in Canada. Awwwwkwaaaaaard....

leadman1989 15

Sunday 6 November 2011 21:34

Brothers! Ugh my little brother TOTALED my car! I know COOL STORY BRO... >:(

ardencred 7

Sunday 6 November 2011 21:34

I wonder how he managed?? The spouts are different size! He must've rammed it in

shadowrobot 2

Sunday 6 November 2011 22:19

what's petrol??

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 6 November 2011 22:29

I'm guessing your in the U.S... You would refer to it as Gas. Here in Aus and many other places it's called petrol.

Kristoffer 35

Sunday 6 November 2011 22:20

Wow... he's gotta be all kinds of stupid to pull that off. The diesel pump nozzle is larger than an unleaded fuel tank's fill hole. Or at least, it's supposed to be.