By Teu_much - 10/06/2014 02:33 - United States - Bronx

Today, I let my dog outside to play. He shat on three cars, played dead in the middle of the street, and chased my neighbors' cat into a pool. When he came back into the house, he had a note taped to his back saying "IOU 1 lawsuit". FML
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Teu_much 5

Thank you 42. That was the exact reason why I posted it. I never knew so much people on here would take this post to heart. It isn't that serious to hate me for it.

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brettrb 18

I find that the monthly payments on leasing a dog are quite reasonable, but the interest is just ridiculous.

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airforce987 20

Sorry but YDI for letting your dog outside without supervision or an electric fence.

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MusicLover72 7

Kinda a dumb way for a lawsuit, but YDI

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Denise1988 13

You're lucky he didn't maul anyone. I'm pissed for your neighbors.

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sidious_fml 16

Maybe you should've done some research on taking care of a LIVING CREATURE. This is what happens to your dog when it doesn't get proper exercise every day. Poor dog. YDI.

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Mr_retardo 8

YDI Give your dog to a responsible owner. You are lucky he DIDT get hit by a car. If a dog so much as bites a person and if they want- can have the dog killed. In Illinois the punishment is the dogs head getting chopped off so consider yourself lucky...

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GamerPerson 19

OP said that the dog got loose, but I don't think that's the case. If he DID get loose, that would have been stated in the FML from the get go, NOT in the first comment section there after.

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r0cks0 6

How does a dog sh't on a car. YDI for letting him run free. Nothing there seems to be lawsuit material.

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apk892 7

One of the first thing people tell you about owning a dog is to only let them play in an ENCLOSED AREA and under your supervision, so YDI.

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SqueezeMe32 9

I seriously hope that OP does NOT reproduce or someday we may see a FML from her with the word kid changed out for dog. Please remember...stupid people shouldn't breed. YDI for being neglectful and an irresponsible pet owner.

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