Transportation: Today, I let my imbecile of a brother borrow my car. The keys... - FML

By thesmartone - 21/06/2012 03:44 - United States

Today, I let my imbecile of a brother borrow my car. The keys to his car are now jammed into the ignition of mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2016 23:05 - Netherlands

Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML

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You deserved it 901

By Micmicmic - 15/04/2017 04:00 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, my mom let my younger brother borrow my car. He managed to crash it through the garage door. While I was in another country. Somehow, I manage to get berated by my mom because I'm not doing enough to make my brother feel better about him having an accident involving my car and my house. FML

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By GirlOnTheFly - 27/06/2012 04:20 - United States - Uniontown

Today, I was finally able to drive my brother's nice car instead of my clunker, because he left for college. First thing I do? Back into the neighbors' mailbox while exiting the driveway. FML

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You deserved it 33 522

By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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You deserved it 3 177

Baby you can drive my car

By Anonymous - 29/12/2020 05:01

Today, as usual, I work nights and sleep during the day. I found out that my brother uses my car and never puts gas in it when he called me for the first time to actually ask me if he could borrow my car, and also to lend him $20 to put gas in it. FML

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It's mine now

By Anonymous - 26/04/2020 20:00

Today, my best friend's boyfriend stole her car, so now she wants my car, the one that I just bought from her. FML

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You deserved it 142

The road to hell…

By carlyalexia - 28/08/2020 20:01

Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML

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You deserved it 625

Overreaction club

By Punk'd - 03/04/2021 08:00

Today, my brother is about to move to a new house, all because last week I played a prank on him. I made him believe that I crashed my car and had to sell his things to pay for the damage. He's no longer talking to me, or acknowledging me as a sibling anymore. FML

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You deserved it 2 090

By jeremiah - 06/11/2011 08:21 - Australia

Today, I let my brother borrow my car, as he had a job interview. I told him the tank was nearly empty and gave him $20 to put some petrol in it. Ten minutes later, he calls me, saying the car won't start. He filled it up with diesel. It's a petrol car. FML

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You deserved it 4 626

By GrandTheftArson - 09/03/2016 03:51 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my ex stole my car keys. Good news is she can't drive stick. Bad news is she set my car on fire. FML

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sexaaydino 14

Thursday 21 June 2012 8:53

Well at least now you know to not let him borrow your car. And if he has his own car keys why doesn't he use his own car...?

wallandpiece 16

Thursday 21 June 2012 10:18

No. When he got in the car, he instantly became stupid.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 22 June 2012 5:36

I'm very surprised that there are more FYL's than YDI's. It's OP's own stupid fault for letting his imbecile brother, which he admitted, drive his car. NEVER let an idiot near your things, especially nice expensive things.

MMAJUNKIE559 2

Friday 22 June 2012 6:36

**** you, You deserve it go to hell!!!!

nvo 6

Friday 22 June 2012 7:03

Have him pay for the fix

RogueWarrior869 23

Friday 22 June 2012 15:25

If you know he is an imbecile, why let him borrow your car?

Psychology_13 8

Saturday 23 June 2012 1:04

First, that's what she said. Second, I have done this b4. Only the key didn't get stuck...

esandp234 0

Sunday 24 June 2012 21:46

Hey, good use of the word imbecile... Not something you see everyday!

Harrys_Wifey 3

Wednesday 25 July 2012 22:01

Thats what she said...

Baller_Bob 17

Tuesday 18 March 2014 3:21

Yup, imbecile

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