Miscellaneous: Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room.... - FML

By nekkiddrunk - 14/01/2010 02:04 - United States

Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I needed to relax, so I ordered room service at my hotel. When I was finished, I went to put the tray outside, not thinking about needing a key to get back in. I locked myself out of my room, wearing smiley face underwear in a $250 a night hotel. I had to go to the lobby to get a new key. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 05:58

Today, while we were in a hotel, I got so drunk I apparently couldn't find my room, and passed out in the corridor. I woke up to see hotel staff calling security. FML

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By killmenow - 23/04/2014 14:54 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML

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By Blie - 04/09/2018 20:30

Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML

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By joser6969 - 29/10/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

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By FailedEngineer - 20/10/2009 21:31 - Australia

Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML

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Send help!

By Anonymous - 30/05/2019 23:30 - India - Pune

Today, I've managed to lock myself in my own bedroom. It won't open no matter what I do. FML

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Stuck

By crap - 19/06/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML

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By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 18:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while in a hotel, I left the room to get some ice. Since my parents left the door wedged open, I didn't worry about trying to find the room number. Without thinking, I walked in to another room that was also wedged open. Yes, there were people in it, and yes, they were both naked and hairy. FML

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24788 6

Thursday 14 January 2010 9:43

What's so bad about that? You were drunk and free. That's a win.

jair_lhao 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 9:32

idiot i would have laugh at you and taken pictures to laugh at you later in life

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RyanKaufman 7

Friday 15 January 2010 1:28

YDI for existing.

YeahFMLxX 0

Friday 15 January 2010 1:50

if she's hott, why not?

baileys82 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:02

i work at a hotel/resort and it happens ALL the time. usually we just grab them a towel from a linen closet and then let them into their room. it gets weird when they can't remember their name. i am also security and i don't mind it. i find it amusing. trust me, you will be talked about later.

thesunshotme 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:16

Party all the time, party all the time.

evilzara 0

Friday 15 January 2010 4:09

what part of DRUNK don't people get ? I probably done worse LOL man getting drunk issssss fun, atleast you didn't wake up in Detroit lol fml

watchasay71 4

Friday 15 January 2010 6:25

are you an aussie NRL player?

watchasay71 4

Friday 15 January 2010 6:27

lol, nice

blamecanadaa 0

Friday 15 January 2010 8:26

these times are how adventures are started OP! adventures that can get you arrested, but adventures none-the-less!

iBou_fml 4

Friday 15 January 2010 12:25

fxxking funny hahaha, this fml made my day :D:D

ThatRandomFMLGal 0

Friday 15 January 2010 13:33

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