Miscellaneous: Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room.... - FML

By nekkiddrunk - 14/01/2010 02:04 - United States

Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I needed to relax, so I ordered room service at my hotel. When I was finished, I went to put the tray outside, not thinking about needing a key to get back in. I locked myself out of my room, wearing smiley face underwear in a $250 a night hotel. I had to go to the lobby to get a new key. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 05:58

Today, while we were in a hotel, I got so drunk I apparently couldn't find my room, and passed out in the corridor. I woke up to see hotel staff calling security. FML

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By killmenow - 23/04/2014 14:54 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML

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By Blie - 04/09/2018 20:30

Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML

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By joser6969 - 29/10/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

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By FailedEngineer - 20/10/2009 21:31 - Australia

Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML

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Send help!

By Anonymous - 30/05/2019 23:30 - India - Pune

Today, I've managed to lock myself in my own bedroom. It won't open no matter what I do. FML

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Stuck

By crap - 19/06/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML

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By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 18:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while in a hotel, I left the room to get some ice. Since my parents left the door wedged open, I didn't worry about trying to find the room number. Without thinking, I walked in to another room that was also wedged open. Yes, there were people in it, and yes, they were both naked and hairy. FML

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24788 6

Thursday 14 January 2010 9:43

What's so bad about that? You were drunk and free. That's a win.

jair_lhao 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 9:32

idiot i would have laugh at you and taken pictures to laugh at you later in life

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dragontape 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 10:38

Thats a sure sign that tonight was a great night...You deserve for knowing how to party!

theman34 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 10:50

wonderful congrats on being a dumb ass

maibiz 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 10:50

Do you happen to be an Australian rugby player of any sort?

watchasay71 4

Friday 15 January 2010 6:29

lol, nice

rosesdarkblue 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 11:02

We're all naked underneath out clothes, so we should all be ashamed. shame shame shame

Lenicka 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 11:48

what were you doing in the hotel corridor drunk and naked in the first place ?

iSwag 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 11:54

haha that does suck but you'll laugh about it a couple years from now @#4: because most people that drink sometimes have a few too many and almost everybody that has been drunk has done SOMETHING stupid...but that's a little high on the scale lol hope it never happens to me

douchbaggins 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 12:12

Classy, I like your style

Cruth 2

Thursday 14 January 2010 12:30

YDI for being drunk and naked

bsxdownhill 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 13:03

Haha I reckon anyone who thinks YDI doesn't know how to party! That would suck! But you're a legend for getting yourself into that situation...

Americunt 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 13:23

YDI for drinking and not knowing to control yourself. Manwhore/*****.

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