Fun vacation times

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I needed to relax, so I ordered room service at my hotel. When I was finished, I went to put the tray outside, not thinking about needing a key to get back in. I locked myself out of my room, wearing smiley face underwear in a $250 a night hotel. I had to go to the lobby to get a new key. FML
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chrissyj84 2

I got locked out of my room on a cruise ship wearing a skimpy nightgown and my boyfriend was taking an exceedingly long shower in the cabin. Even though I banged on the door for nearly 20 minutes, he didn't come out to open the door. When he finally came to the door I said "Couldn't you hear me banging on the damn door the whole time?" and he said that he "heard the noise but figured if it was important I was the one who would have answered the door." I told him "Yeah, you see how well that worked out!" It happens.

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Raych_Riot 0

Take off the underwear and recreate an austin powers scene ? (:

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Raych_Riot 0

Take off the underwear and recreate an austin powers scene ? (:

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GR3453m0nk3y 4

eh, it could've been worse i once sleep-walked in a hotel and ended up asleep in the middle of the lobby in NY

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i_is_a_tr00l 0

At least you weren't masturbating. Oh, wouldn't that be a treat?

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RedRobster 0

Oh, because the "$250 a night hotel" part is completely necessary. Hey guys, lets brag about how douche-y we all are! Fag.

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chrissyj84 2

I got locked out of my room on a cruise ship wearing a skimpy nightgown and my boyfriend was taking an exceedingly long shower in the cabin. Even though I banged on the door for nearly 20 minutes, he didn't come out to open the door. When he finally came to the door I said "Couldn't you hear me banging on the damn door the whole time?" and he said that he "heard the noise but figured if it was important I was the one who would have answered the door." I told him "Yeah, you see how well that worked out!" It happens.

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Lehk 9

don't worry, hotel staff deal with people locked out of their room all the time, and unlike some of them you were WEARING underwear at the time.

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gigi37 0

OP said she was wearing underwear, but nothing about having a bra on...

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bananamilkshake 0

What kind of medium-expensive hotel doesn't have a service phone in the hall? Fake to me. (Aaand, not to mention what kind of clothes you wear, grow up!) YDI

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Reyo 2

What's wrong with you? I'd kill for a pair of smily face underwear. I'd display it as if it were a trophy. Are those- WHY YES THEY ARE!! >:D

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DynamicDave 11

@8: probably because the guests are at least richer and more sophisticated than average and therefore wearing smile face underwear becomes more embarassing. @OP: pics or it didn't happen ;p

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FromCFL 0

bananamilkshake, get a life!! What the **** is wrong with smiley-face boxers?

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Ariel881 0

I don't know about you, but I have the ability to hold the door open with one hand and set a tray on the floor with the other hand. Is there a place down the hall where you dispose of the tray and other stuff you ordered?

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