Miscellaneous: Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus,...

By killmenow - 23/04/2014 14:54 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML

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By anonymous - 17/01/2017 20:00

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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You ain't seen me, right?

By Blueberry - 17/09/2012 02:00 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML

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Locked out

By ClumsyKatey - 02/07/2017 22:00

Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML

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So brave

By baller12 - 03/02/2009 15:25 - United States

Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML

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By Notthekeytosuccess - 12/04/2017 00:00

Today, I broke my key unlocking my dorm room. When I pushed the door open in frustration, the door opened with no problem. Turns out it was unlocked. FML

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By nekkiddrunk - 14/01/2010 02:04 - United States

Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML

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By issy - 21/09/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML

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By pottyhostage - 08/11/2010 21:26 - Sweden

Today, I freaked out when I couldn't get my bathroom door open. After ten minutes of panic when thinking about how I'd be stuck there for at least 8 hours until my roommate would get home, and another five mentally going over survival skills, I realized that I had forgotten to unlock the door. FML

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By pennyhater - 07/10/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, I was locked inside my dorm room. Yeah, inside. How? Some of my floormates decided to stick pennies in the door frame, which jammed the handle. I was stuck inside my room and had to pee really bad. I couldn't call an RA to get me out either. Why? I am the RA. FML

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Orion_Knight78 10

Wednesday 23 April 2014 22:56

No, no it doesn't.

SemiAuto 21

Wednesday 23 April 2014 22:47

Good job.

Comments

Mat2000_1 4

Thursday 24 April 2014 11:13

I'd laugh at you too OP :P

Attacksloth 33

Thursday 24 April 2014 17:47

To be honest I'm sure you're not the only one... and now you have an interesting story to tell to your family or significant other. There's no shame in being the laughing stock of the family or your friends once and a while... I put the toothpaste on the wrong side of the brush the other day and I'll never live that down in the eyes of my father. Or there's the time where I told my at-the-time girlfriend that I was "going to get my tubes tied" after two kids. Those stories still haunt me in a funny, light-hearted way.

Omniprism 14

Thursday 24 April 2014 17:59

That guys a jerk. At least you know about the door now.

PassiveAggresive 12

Thursday 24 April 2014 18:00

at least it is something to laugh about.

Xotoolyxo 16

Thursday 24 April 2014 18:35

Exhaust all options before crying for help!

yeahthatsmeee 10

Thursday 24 April 2014 22:35

Why did you walk out of your dorm room shoe-less and in a bathrobe in the first place?

Nymfae 3

Friday 25 April 2014 11:23

Ouch! That is seriously awkward. But then again, it is kind of your own fault. Don't panic that soon and first try every option you have. Or else, you'll get into these kind of situations again...