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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML

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Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

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By Ashton - 15/11/2018 13:30

Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML

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By Soontobeex - 15/09/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML

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By philderichmond - 14/06/2009 02:24 - United States

Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML

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Saturday 20 June 2009 3:03

Erase (cute) and replace it with (gay). Put (cute) beside your name

lalalalaura 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 2:27

It doesn't technically mean anything. I have a friend who put "Hottie" in front of his name, when he added his contact into my phone. Maybe someone did that instead of her?

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TeeLee 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 4:37

That sucks. =/ But when invading others privacy, you should be prepared to find stuff you don't like.

alicemassie 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 9:37

its not invading her privacy. seriously, he wasn't reading her text messages or anything. usually phonebooks aren't private.

xo_emily_xo 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 4:37

Why were you looking through your gf's phone exactly? That's her private stuff, not yours buddyy!

Jayyyrad 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 5:14

1) dont look through her phone that's really annoying 2) FYL for not being cute. It's probably the truth

Jayyyrad 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 5:14

1) dont look through her phone that's really annoying 2) FYL for not being cute. It's probably the truth

dedcircuit 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 5:16

YDI for snooping. Plus it's probably nothing.

Riotous 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 5:54

And if she knew he was looking through it? I take my mom's phone all the time and say I'm looking through it. If she doesn't want me to, she'll tell me. Don't be jumping to conclusions, people.

lmmmr 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 8:06

If she knew that he was looking through it then he would have simply asked her about the cuteness discrepancy and all would be well. Clearly, as he is posting an FML about it, this is not the case.