Kids: Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board...

By gumpy - 25/02/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML

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By hoser - 21/02/2010 10:01 - Canada

Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML

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By Branman2480 - 19/09/2011 05:09 - United States

Today, while I was working at the golf course, two kids stole a golf cart and pulled a snowboard behind it. When I tried to stop them, they ran me over. FML

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By jostertoaster12 - 13/02/2015 20:31 - United States - Steamboat Springs

Today, while skiing down a steep mountain, a man ran over my skis, causing me to fall and roll down the slope. When I regained my balance, I saw the man had followed me just to say "How graceful" and continue on. FML

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Slippin'

By kerdersty - 30/05/2011 03:27 - Canada

Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML

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By bad luck skier - 30/12/2013 20:28 - United States - Albany

Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML

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By RIP - 21/01/2017 12:00

Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. Aside from falling every 2 minutes, I was apparently showing the entire mountain (including my dad) my thong every time I fell and got back up. My boyfriend saw everything and didn't let me know until we finished the 20-minute run we were on. FML

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That's one expensive hat

By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I went off-roading with a group of people. I'd been to wearing a $250 hat while my brother was driving at least 60mph in the dirt, it flew off my head. When I returned to go retrieve it, someone had taken it. FML

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Balls

By onehitwonder - 10/02/2011 07:26

Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2009 17:47 - Canada

Today, while going up a ski-lift I accidentally dropped my ticket. The ticket I needed at the top to come back down. I had to hike down the mountain in flip-flops. FML

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Autumn vibes

By Robbo - 26/10/2024 22:00 - United States - New York

Today, I went for a jog to enjoy the fall weather. I tripped over a tree root and fell face-first into a pile of leaves. As I tried to get up, a bunch of kids had gathered to laugh, and one even shouted something about, “A grown-ass man playing in the leaves!” FML

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Saturday 26 February 2011 1:24

Find the kid and beat the shit out of him stop being a little bitch

perdix 29

Saturday 26 February 2011 1:49

Well, stupid is as stupid does. When you catch it, treat yourself to a box of chocolates and a Dr. Pepper.

Comments

turkeys_hen 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 2:00

You'd think they could come up with a more original line.

sammigirl148 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 2:13

lol u shouldn't have run after it and made them get it!!! lol

sxyKarri_94 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 2:13

Lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!

skittlez12345678_fml 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 2:17

youtube!!!!!!!

sxyKarri_94 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 5:53

Totally

skittlez12345678_fml 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 2:13

i thought it was ****** funny lol

SarahStarzz 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 2:15

lmao I imagine u run. RUN!!!!! haha :) FYL

nicoolbeans 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 2:28

life is like a box of chocolates...

perdix 29

Saturday 26 February 2011 2:44

I think you and I are the only ones who caught the reference.

phatdaddy62 23

Saturday 26 February 2011 6:29

no, I got that too.

hellogoodbye1996 6

Saturday 26 February 2011 6:58

no I got it too

starshine21 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 7:24

well ... i had the opportunity to watch that film so i know it too (",)

littlejord007 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 2:29

your an idiot, if there skiing/boarding and he's on foot how can he catch them?and it takes time to put snowboard bindings back on even if he managed to catch up to his board fast enough