By gumpy - 25/02/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 208
You deserved it 4 490

Same thing different taste

Top comments

fearthereaper79 0

Find the kid and beat the shit out of him stop being a little bitch

perdix 29

Well, stupid is as stupid does. When you catch it, treat yourself to a box of chocolates and a Dr. Pepper.

Comments

skyeyez9 24

I've never seen anybody leave their board and walk off on the mountain. We either: unbuckle the rear foot and shuffle or unclip both feet, pick the board up and carry it. I'm too suspicious of people in general to leave a snowboard unattended.

hay915 0

they learn so fast I'm so proud ydi for sure

fromthesuck 8

I hope you then had fun at their expanse when you made the snow turn red with their blood

Cosbyboy1 0

Dude! I don't know if this the right person, but that was me! I yelled that! I don't remember kicking boards, since i was on the lift, but i yelled that at somebody going to go get their glove! That's awesome!

what mountain? the fml people changed the story to say that kids kicked the snowboard...

slayer447 17

You should have waited for them at the bottom of tbe hill and beat them with your board after they came down.