By Branman2480 - 19/09/2011 05:09 - United States

Today, while I was working at the golf course, two kids stole a golf cart and pulled a snowboard behind it. When I tried to stop them, they ran me over. FML
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franticravyn 7

They say all teenagers scare the livin' shit outta me... They could care less as long as someone'll bleed.

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underguarded 20

This sounds like a job for Chuck Norris. It's ass kicking time.

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franticravyn 7

They say all teenagers scare the livin' shit outta me... They could care less as long as someone'll bleed.

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facilitator 0

So darken your clothes, and strike a violent pose. Maybe they'll leave you alone, BUT NOT ME

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phoenixslayer69 4

Best part about having a emo lawn is it cuts itself....

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LiveLaughFML 10

at least you weren't run over by a wheelchair =)

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Pabs24 0

This story is. Fascinating.

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dre_bro11 12

Phoenixslayer69, lock yourself in a round room and sit in the corner.

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zombicidal 11

I used to listen to That song all the time I've always liked Hawthorne Heights more than MCR though

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monkeys1315 0

That song is great. There lead singer is really hot in the video too.

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LaydiexSkull 3

I used to hate MCR but loved HH I love both now though ^-^

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zendaddy0 0

woo we hit someone BONUS POINTS

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kayayye 22

this comment deserves endless likes

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IAmNotAnAnimal 9

Should have jumped on the snowboard.

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markrs 0

YDI for trying to ruin their fun you little ******. Jk ;p

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HowAreYouToday 34

It's not cool to post something mean, then say "jk". It is quite rude... Don't do it anymore

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agaba 0

Omg that was you op oh well sorry we were having to much fun

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underguarded 20

This sounds like a job for Chuck Norris. It's ass kicking time.

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siege10 0

They trained together and on top of that it was a movie...

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RavagedSouI 0

I know but hell, I find Chuck Norris jokes being used too often

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picupbart 0

Landing it in the first shot is called hole in one. then it's an eagle, birdie, par, bogey... but landing it BEFORE you hit it... that's a Chuck Norris!

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salvorican 24

That's why you shouldn't stand RIGHT in front of fast moving objects.. Especially since I'm pretty sure that golf cart was more dangerous than you

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siickman 7

i wanna try tht so bad!!

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prinzess_fml 25

But what was the snowboard doing on that golf course?

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Whoever rides the snowboard for 15 seconds gets 50 points.

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Enigmax2514 7

It seems * put on sunglasses * you got punked... YEAHHHHH!!!...

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Enigmax2514 7

It wasn't supposed to be, and thank you *puts on sunglasses* captain duh. YEAHHHHHH!!!!

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wild_n_out 8

if it wasn't suppose to be funny, why'd you post it?

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iRiS890 5

The real question should be: Who the hell says captain duh? Sorry guys, I left my sunglasses at home.

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Enigmax2514 7

Wait, people are only supposed to post phrases like that when it's funny? Wow I didn't know that can you guys show me where does any rule book that says that? Oh I'm sorry I guess it's just a mainstream people thing. Oh ok my bad, here thumb this down all you guys want then

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iRiS890 5

Just stop. You're making it painfully OBVIOUS that you're a tard baby. Now, please explain to me why you would use duh instead of OBVIOUS. It's really bugging me.

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Enigmax2514 7

Duh, obvious, aren't those two the same meaning? Now I even have to explain my own words to you? Tard baby? You sure don't know how to respect the differences of others so stfu and go back to your self-centered life Douche

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iRiS890 5

THE PHRASE IS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!! That's like calling Captain Planet, Captain Earth. It doesn't matter if they're the same/similar. Respect the phrase! Tard baby is a term of endearment, don't take it to heart.

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Mipz 2

9, those phrases actually DO need to be funny. Otherwise they just piss people off. Get a life.

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xxxNataliexxx 0

You should of jumped on the snowboard

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nonelikeworms 0

.....says IAmScrubs

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12dcevin 5

Someone got a case of the Mondays

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