Kids: Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board...

By gumpy - 25/02/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML

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Same thing different taste

By hoser - 21/02/2010 10:01 - Canada

Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML

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By Branman2480 - 19/09/2011 05:09 - United States

Today, while I was working at the golf course, two kids stole a golf cart and pulled a snowboard behind it. When I tried to stop them, they ran me over. FML

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By jostertoaster12 - 13/02/2015 20:31 - United States - Steamboat Springs

Today, while skiing down a steep mountain, a man ran over my skis, causing me to fall and roll down the slope. When I regained my balance, I saw the man had followed me just to say "How graceful" and continue on. FML

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Slippin'

By kerdersty - 30/05/2011 03:27 - Canada

Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML

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By bad luck skier - 30/12/2013 20:28 - United States - Albany

Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML

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By RIP - 21/01/2017 12:00

Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. Aside from falling every 2 minutes, I was apparently showing the entire mountain (including my dad) my thong every time I fell and got back up. My boyfriend saw everything and didn't let me know until we finished the 20-minute run we were on. FML

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That's one expensive hat

By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I went off-roading with a group of people. I'd been to wearing a $250 hat while my brother was driving at least 60mph in the dirt, it flew off my head. When I returned to go retrieve it, someone had taken it. FML

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Balls

By onehitwonder - 10/02/2011 07:26

Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2009 17:47 - Canada

Today, while going up a ski-lift I accidentally dropped my ticket. The ticket I needed at the top to come back down. I had to hike down the mountain in flip-flops. FML

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Autumn vibes

By Robbo - 26/10/2024 22:00 - United States - New York

Today, I went for a jog to enjoy the fall weather. I tripped over a tree root and fell face-first into a pile of leaves. As I tried to get up, a bunch of kids had gathered to laugh, and one even shouted something about, “A grown-ass man playing in the leaves!” FML

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Saturday 26 February 2011 1:24

Find the kid and beat the shit out of him stop being a little bitch

perdix 29

Saturday 26 February 2011 1:49

Well, stupid is as stupid does. When you catch it, treat yourself to a box of chocolates and a Dr. Pepper.

Comments

blackdahlia16 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 6:08

It's because you snowboard. There's a reason skis kick ass.

depressedboyfrie 1

Saturday 26 February 2011 6:33

man I feel you

TheDamnDrifter 1

Saturday 26 February 2011 6:40

Good movie

SulfurPlague 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 6:53

hahaha nice

domosumo 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 7:10

If you're still on the mountain tomorrow, hitch a ride on the same lift seat as the culprit and push them off (not too high, though.. you only want to teach them a lesson, not kill them). Remember to yell, 'Fly, Amelia.. fly!'

tuninggamer 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 10:28

This ^

ppdunn 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 7:58

Very funny actually!

JuneRhythm 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 9:17

I would have punched that kid in the ear, pushed him over and taken his board, then made him go get both of them. I hate stupid punks like that on the mountain. They should be banned. Did you get your board back?

EVELYNandDIEGO 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 11:08

I'm with you I can't stand immature kids ! it's like they know what they dis wrong and find that funny and if we were to be Kay like them they would go off crying and not doing anything about it !!!! >:-/