Animals: Today, I lost my dog and so I put up 'lost' signs. As I was coming...

By Hurrikhan - 23/03/2013 11:43 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I lost my dog and so I put up 'lost' signs. As I was coming back home I noticed one had been written on. It said: "Found your dog. Keeping it". FML

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By mista hunna - 08/09/2016 05:31 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML

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By KMROYALShottie - 27/05/2009 04:50 - United States

Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 and it was a bill to put my dog down. My Dad said my dog was missing and I put hundreds of signs around the city. FML

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Here boy!

By DrakeB - 20/01/2013 16:34 - United States - Seattle

Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML

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By GotMyBitchBack - 05/09/2013 11:02 - United States - Zanesville

Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML

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By anonymous - 19/07/2012 23:56 - United States - La Verne

Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML

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By englishtrio - 18/04/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, after finally giving up on the search for my lost dog, I realized that my neighbors had found her and are convinced that she was a stray. They won't give her up and are now mad at me for trying to take my own dog back. FML

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Poker face

By therealducktape - 20/08/2010 22:03 - France

Today, I got back from a two-week holiday only to discover my dog missing. After looking for him at animal shelters and putting up missing pet signs, my roommate admitted he lost him in a game of drunk poker. FML

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By dBLIZZARD - 09/06/2015 18:39 - United States

Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML

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By Loveless - 05/06/2011 12:23 - Canada

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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By Jayman223 - 10/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Reno

Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML

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daytoday21 10

Saturday 23 March 2013 16:19

I guess you can hope the person hasn't really seen your dog and is just playing a sick joke?

LupusDie 9

Saturday 23 March 2013 16:18

That's why you should always probe your dog with a censor.

Comments

adam_night 9

Sunday 24 March 2013 5:45

Burn him with fire.

xRezSynn 15

Sunday 24 March 2013 12:39

Maybe they didn't have your dog but just wrote it there for your reaction?

JessStyles 12

Sunday 24 March 2013 13:00

I'd hunt them down and give them a piece of my mind

Life_sucks_13 6

Sunday 24 March 2013 14:25

Hope you find your dog! When you do microchip!

chrisp87 11

Sunday 24 March 2013 15:31

Hmmm interesting I remember seeing several very familiar FML's before.

MadamBri 4

Sunday 24 March 2013 15:57

Hopefully, they're just pulling your leg. Good luck with the dog hunt

baileymarie102 6

Monday 25 March 2013 4:48

I really hope that it's just someone being a jackass, and not serious. If my dog ran away, and someone did that to me, I'd have such a broken heart. I hope you find your dog!