Transportation: Today, I lost my job. I was so upset that I put in my favorite...

By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 00:54 - United States

Today, I lost my job. I was so upset that I put in my favorite mix CD of all the songs that get me feeling better. While scanning for my favorite song, I hit the car in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By stardustveins - 24/09/2015 01:14 - United States - San Francisco

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By lovelikewoe - 11/07/2010 01:00 - United States

Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML

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By ugh - 23/01/2016 20:48 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML

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By LifeSucks - 08/11/2009 04:46 - United States

Today, as I was driving to work, I got a flat tire. While attempting to replace said tire, I got mugged. The guy took all my money, my iPod, cellphone, and CDs. When I finally called my boss to explain my situation, he fired me. Why? Because I was late and had an "overactive imagination." FML

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By wolfpacking - 02/02/2010 05:51 - France

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 20:39 - United States

Today, I got a well paying job that requires me to drive around and present a product to potential customers. After going out for a victory meal with friends, I came home to find my car broken into, and my GPS stolen. I need it for the job. FML

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cookookachoo 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 8:29

ydi

jewban 3

Sunday 5 December 2010 8:37

music makes life so much better music is the best thing created since sliced toasted bread with butter.

Comments

Shinygirlnz 1

Sunday 5 December 2010 10:54

Pay attention when you're driving you stupid f***!!! I hope nobody was hurt because you were distracted, sheesh.

Judus_beej 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 14:25

boohoo you lost your job. suck it up princess and stop putting other peoples lives in danger because you had a bad day.

EnterSandman_fml 20

Sunday 5 December 2010 14:54

Or, since your car is wrecked and you're too dumb to operate iTunes, get a new car that has the radio controls on the steering wheel, like a Mazda. Oh, wait, you're unemployed. Haha, sucks to be you.

CoachLlama 5

Sunday 5 December 2010 15:46

Look on the bright side, took your mind off losing the job for a minute right? Never mind.....

unluckybastard18 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 16:15

keep your eyes on the road you dumb ****.

heyheywaddup 7

Sunday 5 December 2010 16:41

dumbass

luvmypitbulls 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 16:55

thanks for being an asshole!

evilshade 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 17:15

YDI for getting caught masturbating at work, and in the car.

salsalover_12 5

Sunday 5 December 2010 22:09

lol!!! win

lovingmylife84 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 17:57

that's because you're supposed to do that while parked, before you start driving. dumbass.

Flymeister 3

Sunday 5 December 2010 17:58

That could have been a person. Imagine hitting someone and killing them because you wanted to listen to a certain song, could you live with yourself? Try thinking of that next time you want to take your eyes off the road.