Transportation: Today, I lost my job. I was so upset that I put in my favorite...

By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 00:54 - United States

Today, I lost my job. I was so upset that I put in my favorite mix CD of all the songs that get me feeling better. While scanning for my favorite song, I hit the car in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2024 20:00 - Australia

Today, a week after I lost my job, my car was written off by someone rear-ending me, and both parties weren't insured. I tried to look for a new job, but all of them require that you have a vehicle. FML

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By stardustveins - 24/09/2015 01:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML

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By lovelikewoe - 11/07/2010 01:00 - United States

Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML

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By ugh - 23/01/2016 20:48 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML

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By LifeSucks - 08/11/2009 04:46 - United States

Today, as I was driving to work, I got a flat tire. While attempting to replace said tire, I got mugged. The guy took all my money, my iPod, cellphone, and CDs. When I finally called my boss to explain my situation, he fired me. Why? Because I was late and had an "overactive imagination." FML

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By wolfpacking - 02/02/2010 05:51 - France

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 20:39 - United States

Today, I got a well paying job that requires me to drive around and present a product to potential customers. After going out for a victory meal with friends, I came home to find my car broken into, and my GPS stolen. I need it for the job. FML

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Sunday 5 December 2010 8:29

ydi

jewban 3

Sunday 5 December 2010 8:37

music makes life so much better music is the best thing created since sliced toasted bread with butter.

Comments

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 5 December 2010 8:47

That's why you wait until a red light to put a Compact Disk in. And you couldn't wait till you got home to listen to it?

Brittneyyyy 7

Sunday 5 December 2010 8:48

I'm so drunk!

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 5 December 2010 8:54

Um, okay and this is relevant in any way to the FML how? BTW, please for the love of all mankind do not drive. Unless you want to be writing an FML in the hospital tomorrow.

phatdaddy62 23

Sunday 5 December 2010 9:17

I'm so high, I don't even know what's going on!

tuninggamer 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 8:59

Not before he gets in the car, he still has to push the buttons on his CD-player in his car (assuming he doesn't have a silly remote for his car entertainment), but yeah: he should have done it before driving off.

phatdaddy62 23

Sunday 5 December 2010 9:13

De de de! --Carlos Mencia

MoniV6661 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 9:32

Lulz!

momony_fml 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 9:15

so....you were also fired for being an IDIOT???YDI

chands 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 9:42

what a douche

echo2u 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 9:59

music was around waaaay before sliced toasted bread with butter!

Zebidee 8

Sunday 5 December 2010 10:02

OK, so we've all done this, but we all recognise that you completely deserve it.

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 5 December 2010 11:36

We've all put CDs in our car then hit someone?

Zebidee 8

Sunday 5 December 2010 16:17

Possible, yet unlikely. I'd say more of us have messed with the stereo while driving than have hit people while changing a CD, but don't let me get in the way of your theory...