By Satan - 15/03/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML
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shessocold 0

Uh, why did you have to go through the contact list? Don't you know your own cell number by heart?

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_devilsadvocate_ 0

Good choice in husband, he has a good sense of humor =) or, your a bitch...

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WhtRabbid 2

...or you can't spell. YOU ARE=YOU'RE, not Your

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blastvortex 3

Perhaps he meant to enter "Santa" but entered it wrong. You aren't bearded and fat, are you?

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sloreface 0

I have my mom as "fatty" and my house number as "hell hole." at first my mom was hurt, but then she changed my name in her cell as "baby hippo." FML.

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yessirfosho 0

Obviously she does know her number. Thats how she knew it was under Satan.

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bugmenotmofo 34

Don't you know your own number?

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princess09 3

This was a FML was posted before but along time ago. Anyways if this FML isn't fake just laugh about it, most likely he was just joking around.

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