Love: Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's...

By Satan - 15/03/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

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By badwife - 07/11/2009 10:22 - Japan

Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML

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A nickname that sticks

By Anonymous - 24/03/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML

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By phonegotlostinthepark - 03/12/2013 17:54 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I lost my phone. I called the number from my friend's phone, hoping I could find it. A guy answered, laughed "Thanks for the phone!" and hung up. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML

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By Jill - 15/06/2013 04:19 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I was going through my daughter's contacts, except all of them had names from Harry Potter. I found the name "Mom." I was relieved I didn't have some silly name, until I realized it wasn't my number; it was her father's new wife. My number was under "Voldemort." FML

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Memory man

By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

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By Soontobeex - 15/09/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML

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By dumbass - 01/10/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

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By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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Friends like these

By veggocake - 26/09/2009 08:05 - United States

Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't find my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML

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shessocold 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:09

Uh, why did you have to go through the contact list? Don't you know your own cell number by heart?

behindthemask 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:04

haha

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airborn54 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 22:45

omg that is epic!

aidenkush 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 22:53

lmao

imGeorges 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 23:03

hahaha what a legend :) and what imagination. I'm a guy, I'm a straight guy, but i'm loving your husband. :P

Bondagebear 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 23:12

Lol, my boyfriend's new contact name is now going to be Satan, great idea!

ShiroRakuen 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 23:42

You deserve nothing less for not knowing your own cell phone number. Why do so many people suffer from this? "I never call myself"..SO WHAT. 7 digits people. Not hard to remember 7 digits.

hb4227 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 0:09

awww

julialinaa 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 0:42

Epic win.

elizanena9 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 0:58

ouch. even as a joke it still hurts.

Darth_Taco 14

Wednesday 17 March 2010 1:22

Either your husband is a bitch, or he has a good sense of humor. I'd love it if my boyfriend had me listed as Satan. Then again I'm a really bad Christian and have a weird sense of humor :P. He's likely to have me listed under what he thinks my Sith title would be :D. Anyway, it's not so bad. Just remember that he likely still loves you. If he didn't he'd have you listed as "bitch" :P.