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By NotALuckyGuy - 07/04/2015 16:19 - United States - Columbus

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

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By angie24w - 07/08/2018 23:30

Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML

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By lookwhereyasittin - 24/01/2016 17:47 - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, it was the first day in my life that I fell into a toilet because someone left the toilet seat up. I'm a guy. FML

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By never again - 30/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML

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Wednesday 8 April 2015 0:32

I love how you say "fml" like you had no choice in the matter

Steffi3 40

Wednesday 8 April 2015 0:30

Classy.

Comments

GodsPunchingBag 9

Friday 10 April 2015 0:32

Doesn't matter, had sex

aalexandre 4

Friday 10 April 2015 2:40

Wow

alonapretty 6

Friday 10 April 2015 21:07

Thats disgusting... ?

jkasian48 15

Saturday 11 April 2015 0:54

Wait was the sex voluntary or forced

KingHenryXV 5

Saturday 11 April 2015 5:24

You deserved it

FMLManMcgee 2

Saturday 11 April 2015 15:21

ITS A GUY EVERYONE. His name says it.

Sniffy75 4

Saturday 11 April 2015 22:32

Hope at least it was clean

Tsukiyomi 16

Sunday 12 April 2015 16:22

This was almost too much for my eyeballs to process

BadForBizness 3

Friday 17 April 2015 16:27

I want to party with you!!

mrstruth0707 0

Friday 17 April 2015 21:14

that could not have been enjoyable!

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