By NotALuckyGuy - 07/04/2015 16:19 - United States - Columbus

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
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WCARlover 34

I love how you say "fml" like you had no choice in the matter

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petrine 17

This will be a great story in the future. Definitely one for the grandchildren..

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gracehi 31

Hopefully it won't be the story of how their mom or dad was conceived.

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AllSoul 23

Please don't tell your grandkids how you lost your virginity, even if it truly is a great story, you'll scar them for life.

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I_Am_Melanie 15

How I Met Your Grandmother.

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TheOnlyKittyKat 15

It would've been a better story the way I accidentally read it. "Today, I lost my virginity to a portapotty. FML."

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WCARlover 34

I love how you say "fml" like you had no choice in the matter

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Brandi_Faith 33

In no way is this not a ydi. I would've been worried about the germs in there. Hope you didn't catch anything like a bug or something worse.

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184886837272837 32

I love how he says "FML" like he didn't just get laid...

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JHPugh 19

Would you be like 'HELL YEAH! I banged some crack ***** in the city dump!' Or even saying you banged a cute girl in the dump. No. Because the dump, like the porta-pottie, is nasty as hell.

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CoGhostRider 31

If the Porta can is a rocking don't come a knocking - Cam Brady

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RopeRodent 4

What in his text said that he chose it? Poor guy if it was non consensual... :(

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WCARlover 34

I'm pretty sure the FML would've been worded a lot differently if it weren't consensual. And the focus of it wouldn't have been the fact it was in a porta potty.

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cutycat136 28

You say fml, but, if you didn't want to lose it there, why would you lose it there?

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

OP didn't "lose" anything. OP gave it away. In a porta-potty of all places. Ugh. The class is definitely NOT strong with that one.

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AmayaR 12

FML's have to end with that honestly if he voluntarily lost his virginity he's just bragging really.

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grtfuldeadlovr 27

I hope you make some better life choices and lets hope you used protection.

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Steve95401 49

Not just a condom, but a toilet seat cover and taking a hot shower immediately afterward.

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shawnsmuffins 15

I fell like this could have been easily avoided

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skymachine 23

This could've easily been avoided, unless you couldn't wait. Either way, YDI.

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ChristinePi 36

They could have waited. Unless this was forced, this is completely on OP.

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Clevelandians 17

Maybe it was the last time he'd see this girl he was in love with for the rest of his life because he has to go on a space mission to save the human race so they found the only place they could because he had to leave right then I feel for you, OP. Good luck in space

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MechanicKayla 18

That's gross... Most have been pretty desperate ?

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trickster91420 21

Hopefully you didn't get too crazy with your thrust. The situation could turn shitty real quick.

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