By NotALuckyGuy - 07/04/2015 16:19 - United States - Columbus

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
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WCARlover 34

I love how you say "fml" like you had no choice in the matter

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reeper147 14

As if you didn't have a say in the matter? Were you forced? I mean come on. This is all 100% on you

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ToxicTyrael 26

*50% unless he's a rapist... Or less if there's more than two.

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ohSNAPyall 26

100% on each party. It may not have been his idea, but he could have walked away at any time.

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amileah13 26

I'm questioning whether you were forced or not because who the heck would lose their virginity in a ports potty :/

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psshhh 17

To me, it sounds like they live with their parents and just didn't have anywhere to have sex. People do it in some strange places, but a port-a-potty is just unsanitary and disgusting. She probably just really wanted to lose her virginity SMH.

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psshhh 17

Could you tell because he had a dick or because you are one?

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Damn, hostile.

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ChristinePi 36

This is only an FML if you didn't have a choice.... You could have waited and done it somewhere else. YDI

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awkwardeer 26

I know someone who was raped in a porta-potty. I'm assuming but still hoping that was not the case in this situation.

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mukduk 21

I'm sure op would've mentioned that somewhere in the FML

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DoomedGemini 37

This is very concerning to me, not that all rapes aren't. Most port-a-potties are in public places, no one helped them? Unless they just assumed it was consensual like in this case..

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mld4657 28

sounds shitty....location location location

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jgreer93 15

I can't even begin to imagine how this would have went down

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Gillett 23

maybe it started off with some head outside of it, then she got wet and pushed him in. She then probably proceeded to jump on top of him and rode him like a Chinese bullet train!

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beararm 11

Ur a dude get over it, what were u expecting, candle lit dinner and champagne?

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MaydayParadexx 18

Wow sexism at its finest. Not all men are disgusting pigs, and not all women are emotional bitches. Can we please stop stereotyping?

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dwood08 10

Hmmm brings back memories. Don't think that you're the first and you're definitely not going to be the last.

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