App
FML for mobile
Free
Open in app

By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 359
You deserved it 11 273
Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

hannahsnyder69 16

Alright, that's just creepy. It makes them look bad.

189 5

Comments

MrE187 12

I guess one of y'all was a screamer.

8 2
Marie314 17

I take my comment back! Someone said it before me.

1 1
RedPillSucks 31

No take-backsies in FML. Own it (say something like "great minds think alike", or some other nonsense).

4 2
olpally 32

"I just had sex" video anyone? "i called my parents right after I was done, oh, hey, didn't see ya there" lol.

4 1
aimeecuria 9

Have sex, nek min parents posts status. Thats kinda creepy lol

0 4
FrankHotpants 31

That's a bit intrusive but it's nothing to be embarrassed about, everyone will have their first sooner or later.

4 2
FaygoAndMiracles 18

I'm being nitpicky, but, actually, some people are either celibate, asexual, or just never find a person they want to do that with, so, while a large percent of the population will, not everyone.

0 0
buddy51 23

OP- It's like a double-orgasmic money shot! You lost your virginity and found out your parents are intrusive ass-hats at the same time! Be sure to take the hymen road when you pop their cherry, reverse their cowgirl, Toledo Hot Pocket and Mexican Sanchez 'em and tell them your in and out is out of bounds for their Facebook f**k-friends-with-benefits.....

1 5
imtooshy 18

Weird, strange and terrible behaviour for parents. They need to grow up and respect your privacy. Set some boundaries for them since they're obviously clueless.

5 1