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By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

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By carolinagirl - 04/04/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML

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By josh - 19/09/2009 08:47 - United States

Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 18:20 - United States - Fresno

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2023 15:00

Today, my first kiss was caught by my mom's doorbell camera which links to her phone. She uploaded the video to Facebook, along with a soppy comment about her baby girl becoming all grown up. Most of my school has seen and commented on it already. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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Monday 17 June 2013 16:23

You grew up so fast :'(

hannahsnyder69 16

Monday 17 June 2013 16:23

Alright, that's just creepy. It makes them look bad.

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Trigabyte 8

Monday 17 June 2013 17:55

Three words: SEARCH YOUR ROOM

kee_breezy32 34

Monday 17 June 2013 18:04

why happened to the rule . "what happens in the house, stays in th house?"

Yebdog0506 2

Monday 17 June 2013 18:29

"Hear ye, Hear ye, thine own daughter has fornicated and lost her virtue and I spent not a coin for it to happen!" - Op's Dad on Facebook.

snugglesMcGee199 23

Monday 17 June 2013 23:21

Shouldn't it be 'mine own daughter'? Or have I been interpreting Old English incorrectly?

hdl1992 3

Monday 17 June 2013 18:29

Uhm, what?

MysticMonkey 9

Monday 17 June 2013 18:48

Long as you enjoyed it!

SweetasCandy0609 28

Monday 17 June 2013 19:15

do you keep a diary maybe they found it.

80zChyld 2

Monday 17 June 2013 19:31

If ur a boy embarrassing & funny, if ur a girl... sorry

arre2006 19

Monday 17 June 2013 20:10

There is such thing as too much parental support here...

AwakwardIsMe 24

Monday 17 June 2013 20:15

Maybe they're trying to embarrass you so you don't have sex anymore?

DirkNJ 2

Monday 17 June 2013 20:16

They must be proud if they posted it on FB !

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