By Anonymous - 05/01/2011 20:49 - United States

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML
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runamile 4

Well no use complaining about it...Next time upgrade to king size if it bothers you so much.

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amerwin 3

How have u not seen/felt/tasted his tiny until this point? Have y'all even kissed yet? Its interesting that you would just skip straight to bumping uglies without first coming across his miniature **** at least once.

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hiddenpoet 0

if all ure looking fir is cicksize somthongs wrong with you

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WolfAttac 0

Really, all you have to do is stick it in and presto your no longer a virgin

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mea0459 2

I'm not going to lie, this happened to me. I really was still a virgin til the next guy I slept with.

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LoriLou 1

OP oh my! that's what happened to me -.- hah

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LoriLou 1

hahhahahahaha fun size can be hell at 80mph really? hahahaha

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courtneybro 0

Sex is about loving the person you're with..not his penis size lol.

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PhishloverA 14

As long as he put his dick in you you aren't a virgin. Any form of penetration, whether he popped your cherry or not, makes you a non-virgin. I'll admit I still have to experience. On the guy's end of course

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dabx14 9

Happened to me too.... Totally sucked because I couldn't feel a thing!!

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