By Anonymous - 05/01/2011 20:49 - United States

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML
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runamile 4

Well no use complaining about it...Next time upgrade to king size if it bothers you so much.

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amerwin 3

How have u not seen/felt/tasted his tiny until this point? Have y'all even kissed yet? Its interesting that you would just skip straight to bumping uglies without first coming across his miniature **** at least once.

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TessaBella 5

wow now that sucks balls.

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cjunior 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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kaylapple 1

if you love him, it shouldnt matter what size dick he has.

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sprtschck 0

I would have thought he meant the size for maximum fun? I see that was not the case...

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calichick3393 2

lol I'm glad my bf has a king size dick

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woody768 0

Lonely island reference!!! ^^

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Palirose 22

Time to just text a guy for a while, then trade nudes so if you decide to sleep with him. You won't be surprised in bed. Lol

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hiddenpoet 0

if all ure looking fir is cicksize somthongs wrong with you

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