Intimacy: Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling...

By Anonymous - 05/01/2011 20:49 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other, or so I thought. I heard her on the phone with her sister saying that I’m definitely the smallest dick she’s ever had, but the size of my bank account encourages her to overlook my shortcomings. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2024 19:00

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2013 16:54 - United States

Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

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By dancerr2210 - 09/06/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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runamile 4

Thursday 6 January 2011 0:13

Well no use complaining about it...Next time upgrade to king size if it bothers you so much.

amerwin 3

Thursday 6 January 2011 0:20

How have u not seen/felt/tasted his tiny until this point? Have y'all even kissed yet? Its interesting that you would just skip straight to bumping uglies without first coming across his miniature **** at least once.

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Milky54321 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 3:03

You should be ashamed you cow who cares how big his penis is hes your boyfriend and if you lost your V to him and all u can think about is what siZe he is your a slag and should learn to appreciate people

Milky54321 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 3:06

gizmo5 0

Monday 17 January 2011 3:32

Are u still with him?... Were u at least satisfied? Lol

Emperorerror 8

Monday 17 January 2011 7:07

Wow you ****, cow, etc, it doesn't matter that his dick's small. If you're going out with him, hopefully you like him and doesn't matter. If not, then wtf.

ifktonymo 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 14:30

Omg you people need to stfu, it's not her fault he's small, after all having sex with a small guy IS unsatisfactory unless your ****** happens to be ridiculously tight. So stop being so f-ing sour, you don't know what it's like.