By Anonymous - 05/01/2011 20:49 - United States

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML
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runamile 4

Well no use complaining about it...Next time upgrade to king size if it bothers you so much.

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amerwin 3

How have u not seen/felt/tasted his tiny until this point? Have y'all even kissed yet? Its interesting that you would just skip straight to bumping uglies without first coming across his miniature **** at least once.

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Messeract 4

Of course you're still a virgin, you live in virginia!

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Solano2580 24

You are the type of girl no guy will like

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Rockloudly123 8

Don't be so mean about it, it probably took him a lot of confidence to expose himself to you.

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smartblondy10 12

I feel ya my first was like that to. but it still hurt even though he didnt pop my cherry.

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Julyrain 18

well, at least u know ure not married. that would be a whole world of s difference.

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ElaborateScheme 14

Lmao a candy bar. I mean for length there are probably some decent sized candy bars that can at least be 5.5 that's mildly close to avg in some places. For width if it's a candy bar I feel bad for the dude

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lizzypacker 14

Thank goodness I don't have this problem. Fyl

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T1A2Z3 34

How have you done nothing before sex?? That seems crazy to me...

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