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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
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CoolCookie210 22

That's disappointing. On the bright side, now you can gossip to your friends about how awful it was.

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betweenwinds 18

Let him brag to his friends this once (embarrassing him won't help anything), but also let him know that you heard and now expect his performance to (eventually) match up to his boasts. He'll improve with some practice. ;)

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thatonetribute 31

You should pop his sizable ego and tell what really happened.

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carter2194 3

Thats why I like girls over guys. i aim to please another girl.

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pantsman66 20

Maybe you can ask his friends and play the "advice" role. Tell them that it was awful for him and he was in tears. Maybe they can comfort him ;)

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wondermoose 28

Foreplay my friend, and over time stamina will get better as well as cockiness.

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romegatekeeper 8

Say to him there is a damn big difference from a pounding and 20 seconds his friends should get the point unless there just as stupid as him!!! Get a new boyfriend !!! ?

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LycanGod 27

wow, he is a wimp.. just trying to show off to his friends? I wonder how they will find it if you were to tell them the truth lol

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darthsinistar 7

He sounds like he has a fragile ego. Just talk to him, tell him you don't like him discussing stuff like this in public. If he's still making an ass of himself after that, then I'd say you are justified in telling his friends the truth.

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caliguy08 17

It's the rule of "3". If a guy says he made his girlfriend cum "3" times it's usually only "1" time or "none". Women tend to use this rule and under embellish...meaning you take their number and times it by "3" for men you take their number and divide it by "3"... It's pretty much a proven science

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