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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
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CoolCookie210 22

That's disappointing. On the bright side, now you can gossip to your friends about how awful it was.

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betweenwinds 18

Let him brag to his friends this once (embarrassing him won't help anything), but also let him know that you heard and now expect his performance to (eventually) match up to his boasts. He'll improve with some practice. ;)

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BahemianBeauty20 2

I say you're still a virgin.. think of it as a good thing you didn't waste your first ****..!!!! Lmao I'd rather 20sec. than 2hrs of a huge dick! that ***** painfully ctfu

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TheNewGuy03 28

Yeah, first of all, he probably should not be talking about anything sexual that happens between himself and his girl to all his friends (especially if she's in ******* earshot). Secondly, I personally would not self-aggrandize, especially about something that is both false and can bite you in the ass later.

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superfoxman 8

I would sit him down and let him watch **** so he would know how it was really done instead of a 8 second ride at the rodeo

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MRhodes19 6

Wow sounds like me... If I ever did it :(

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soulxreaperx356 9

aww, look at it this way, he's a blank slate, train him to do exactly what you want him to do ;)

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Drentiful 9

I mean you can't blame him if it was his first time. He's probably embarrassed. Most guys have a rough first time it seems. Lol

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Kittyphysics 21

the first time is always short, weird, and sucky. don't give up on him yet op, and for god sake, let him brag to his friends. men can be surprisingly delicate creatures. on the upside, I'd bet my life it was his first time too. :)

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Solano2580 24

Talk to him and give him lessons, from where i'm standing it seems like you are condescending him, like you loathe him now that you know he sucks at sex.

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Cathrin 26

I'd be more upset by the fact that he's lying about it to his friends.

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